A Bacterium’s Life

Author: Brian C. Mahon

Problematic, my birth was. I was expelled into a world so dry I believed death would catch me just after my sudden realization of “I am”. Then my world was lifted, manipulated, plunged into a moist warmth, descending toward a rhythmic throbbing. The push and pull of my newfound fluid home had the vaguest sensation of familiarity.

I was alone at first. However, after a while, I grew. With my act of expansion arrived company. My new neighbor was like me, not particularly conversive, but we understood each other. I grew again. My neighbor grew. We were no longer alone. Floating with the undulating pulls and pushes, we realized we liked our pleasant biome. It was comfortable, nourishing, and we were happy.

That is, until we were no longer alone.

At first, I had no idea what to make of it. I bumped it, ran myself along it. Alien and unknown, simple and faceted, a vile stalked geometric scurried from my touch. Not knowing what to think, I reached out to my neighbors to ask, to impress upon them what I noticed.

Then, one of us, one of mine, disappeared. I reached out, found less and less, while I felt in the perturbations more and more of the it. The thing. This small and lifeless and abominable thing.

I had an idea.

I reached to my neighbors, explained to them the danger – too late!

For they already had a plan: muster a shield wall, wait for the next of it to arrive, face its attempted predation with strategic valor! I readied myself, stood side-by-side with my own, my kind, us dwellers in the dark, we who live!

Pin-prick points touched my skin, the creature’s stalk thumped against my body-

RELEASE!

I shoot the signal! A coordinated miasma rippled through the slurry medium of our home as bait for the unwitting weapon. I felt it spread throughout, hoped it would reach the walls of our home in time. It must!

It did. We attracted those feared by all, a horde bereft of anything but blind rage and singular purpose! The horde plunged through the walls of our home, and as soon as they trampled over one of the intruders, they attacked them all. We ran – we had to! We escaped as the aliens were surrounded, ravaged and consumed, torn apart by the horde until the only evidence of their existence was broken particulate, adrift in the stream.

Exhausted, unable to push against the undulating tides anymore, I drifted with the current, content knowing those left behind could band together and make a colony of our home. I drifted until I was caught in the collecting flotsam at world’s end. Then, through a broken gate, I again emerged into a dry world, hot and gusty and paralyzing.

This is my story, my life. I leave my children and friends and neighbors behind to hopefully find new homes, to multiply, be fruitful, and multiply ever and ever and ever more.

Janie’s Got a Gun

Author: Letícia Piroutek

Safety off. Check barrel. Up. Steady. Shoot.
Safety off. Check barrel. Up. Steady. Shoot.
Safety off. Check barrel. Up. Steady. Shoot.

The weather felt drier today, drier than usual in this Godforsaken desert. Janie is standing in front of her father’s famous shooting range, looking right at the dirty red mountains. The thing is, she shouldn’t be doing this today of all days. The sun is scalding and making her skin burn, the holster is too tight on her thigh, she can’t stop thinking about how she’s going to feed the kid tonight, and it’s close to sunset. Way too close to sunset. She squints her eyes at the mountain, at the massive spider shaped hole staring back, and she starts to feel a bit ridiculous. The only person who ever got to bury one of these creatures was her dad, and he only got do it because it was old and injured anyways, so why is she even trying? He waited, and waited, and waited, close to death every single time. It’s almost as if he wanted to die, almost as if he was as done with this world as Janie is right now. And he got the bitter end of the deal, he took one down, but it took him down with it. The sun is really going down now, the inside of the mountain starts wailing softly. It’s time to go.

After walking for 2 miles or so, she finally gets home. It could be called home, maybe. It’s made of old wood, barely holding together with rusty nails, a roof with holes in it, a sink that doesn’t work so they must go to the well every day, and one wind away from becoming a complete wreck, but the kid is always in there… so it is home, isn’t it? She doesn’t have time to get sentimental, it’s breeding season up in the mountains, and sooner rather than later… well.

The kid is on the floor, playing with his little wooden horse that Janie carved for him with her knife. The only valuable thing she has left, the knife dad left her. It doesn’t look that much valuable if you ask her. Carved out of a fang, he said, nothing more valuable than a fang. She wonders if it’s true, and if it isn’t made of the bones of some dead cow he found in the desert, that died of thirst and starvation. Nothing to feed on but dirt and the sun.

She softly touches the kid’s hair, announcing she’s home. He startles for a bit, but then looks up smiling and signs “hello” to her with his tiny fingers. You see, the kid doesn’t speak, too traumatized for it. And she has no idea what his name is. She thought about naming him but decided against it, he isn’t some animal she found and can name whatever she wants. But she knows he has a name, and maybe one day he’ll find a way to sign something other than “Hello” and “I’m hungry” and “I love you”. He is so dirty she starts to feel bad; he doesn’t seem to care but she needs to grab extra water tomorrow to bathe him with. He makes the wooden horse ride across her muddied boots, and she laughs at him. Though she found him near a mountain only about two years ago, she is extremely fond of him, and he knows that. As if on cue he signs to her “I’m hungry”. She caresses his cheek and gets up, rummaging through the kitchen cabinets, she finds two carrots. That’s going to have to do.

They sit down on the wooden floor in front of the fire to eat it, one carrot each. The kid is in between her legs, happily eating his oiled carrot, he cuddles up against her chest and she rests her cheek on top of his head. But the wailing outside starts to get louder, and the floor starts shaking with it. There’s a loud sound, it makes her ears hurt and she covers them with the force of it. She immediately gets up, the kid looking up at her with frightful eyes, scared of the sounds. He knows what it is, he knows it better than her. She grabs him by his little hand and opens the hatch on the floor, it’s nothing but a dark hole carved in the dirt, but maybe she can keep him safe, maybe if she shoots it straight in the eye it will fall, and it won’t come for him. He goes inside without a sound, she looks at him, really looks at him. Not knowing if she’s coming back, almost damn sure of it. She smiles and slowly signs “I love you”. He opens his mouth, but she’s faster and closes the hatch door. She grabs the gun resting on the wall and opens the front door.

The sky is pitch black. Nothing but her, the stars, and the dirt. She looks right at where the sound is coming from, the wailing getting louder and louder. She can see its eight eyes glowing up in the distance, looking right at her, just standing there and not moving. And then it starts running towards her, she is almost paralyzed with fear for a moment, but it moves so fast she doesn’t even have enough time to feel much. Adrenaline pumping through her veins, its eight legs making a terrible sound on the dirt, so sure in its movements, in its environment in this alien planet. A planet that isn’t even theirs, or maybe it is, maybe it always was, they were just sleeping for thousands and thousands of years waiting for Janie to be born and love something harder than she loves her own self. It’s closer and closer now. She remembers what her dad told her, but most of all… she thinks of the kid and how she doesn’t know his name but loves him all the same.

Safety off. Check barrel. Up. Steady. Shoot.

The Man in a Full Moon

Author: Andrew Dunn

We could hear the corn crop, yellowed in the field, rustle in a hot breeze as me and Will headed off on bicycles toward town. Mom was in the kitchen, wishing for rain from a cloudless sky, and that dad would give up on magic. Dad and Uncle Stephen had been heading off to different towns where dad performed as an escape artist – mom had given up fighting with him about, but still wished he’d stay home and tend to our corn and mustard crop.

Me and Will helped out as best we could, and once or twice a month, we clattered bicycles over a bridge into downtown, which was a world apart from crops languishing in summer swelter. All the shops were open. Street vendors were selling. In a park across from city hall, the sound of square dance music filled the air. All of it was fun, but we both knew what we really wanted to do.

We weaved our way among horse-drawn wagons and automobiles until we reached the penny arcade. Inside, there were dozens of games waiting to take our money, and we didn’t shy away from them. A new one in back, Three Wishes, drew us close.

I plunked in three pennies, turned the crank, then me and Will watched as a curtain inside glass squeaked open and a tin man in the moon jostled its way into place over a farm scene. A mechanical voice told me I’d won three wishes, one for each penny, before the curtains squealed closed.

“That was a waste.” I groused.

“My turn.” Will insisted, and plunked in three pennies. The machine whirred and clanked, then popped.

“Must’ve broken a spring or belt.” A man called out from the front counter. “I’ll make good on your three cents. It’ll take a few days at best to fix the machine though.”

Me and Will moved to other games, wasting much of what we had in our pockets, until there wasn’t enough left for what we both really wanted – ice cream. I wished we could have some, and a lady closing up the creamery offered us the last scoops of strawberry ice cream with blueberries blended in. On that hot summer night, that cold ice cream tasted better than any we’d ever had.

“Your wishes really work.” Will enthused.

I shrugged. “Maybe.” I said. Magic to me was far-fetched, when there were bigger things to wish for.

“What are you going to wish for next?”

“I don’t know. Rain maybe, for our fields? Or to keep dad and Uncle Stephen from heading off again with their show? Something else?”

Will shot me a curious glance.

“Which do you think mom would want more?” I asked.

The man in a full moon was shining down bright from above, almost as though he was taunting us with the answer me and Will wanted, but couldn’t understand in our youth.

Suckers

Author: David C. Nutt

“Well?”
“You’re not going to believe this Chief. It’s nothing like the legends… not even close.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. Other than some powerful pheromones that makes humans oversexed lunatics and putty in their hands… that and a hollow needle like organ in their tongue to ingest blood quickly and quietly, they got nothing.”
“No superhuman strength and speed?”
“When we first entered their lairs, we shot about a half dozen or so until we realized lethal force wasn’t necessary. Hell, after they saw all the carnage we caused, most surrendered. Those that didn’t we just tazed or punched their lights out”
“What about our Alpha theory?”
“No such thing. Their social structure is weak, no leaders or elders to speak of. They’re primarily solitary hunters who band together for socialization. I don’t know how to describe it. Imagine a group of mentally challenged cats trying to one up each other in tic tac toe. Yeah, that’s about their limit.”
“What about life span? The stories about them living centuries, amassing vast amounts of wealth and resources. Behind the scenes players, the real illuminati?
“Not even close. Their lifespan is marginally longer than humans. On average they live around 160 years if they’re careful. As for vast amounts of wealth our accounting division has raided their businesses, club houses and retreat centers. All but a few are burdened with debt, failing, or in foreclosure.”
“Really?”
“Uh-huh. Accounting thinks their dominant business model is something akin to by up a profitable business for too much money, overspend on salaries for friends, relatives, and renovations, have liens put on their assets by the banks and IRS and then leave the mess and run away.”
“What about all the reports of deaths by exsanguination?”
“Ah, yes, about that. Highly exaggerated. When we looked into it, we couldn’t verify any unexplainable causes. Most were clearly mob or gang related. Besides, these creatures’ maximum capacity is about a quarter of a pint per day, and doesn’t have to be human.”
“So I guess the whole undead or viral transformation of humans into the creatures is all nonsense too?
“Only when used by some of the clever ones to get a meal from some gullible Goth kid.”
“Threat level?”
“So low it does not merit our organization’s time, energy, or funding.”
“Further recommendations?”
“Yes, sir. Kick this over to the EPA. These things are definitely an endangered species that needs help.”

Failure to Communicate

Author: Alastair Millar

In a well organised world, Doug Williams thought, the proper venue for this conversation would have been a bunker deep below a heavily secured building somewhere in the world capital. Instead, they sat on a sunny balcony overlooking a pretty lake, their protection details discreetly invisible. A permanent secretary in the World Government’s Communications Bureau took his perks where he found them.

“Well,” sighed his guest, “there’s no hiding it. They came down slap in the middle of Europe, in front of God and everybody. The newscorps are having paroxysms, at least six major religions have declared a miracle, the military is petrified, and the conspiracy nuts are having a ‘we told you so’ field day.”

Jacques Perreault had spent the morning at the landing site, and his brown eyes looked worried. “And our lords and masters need a policy before they’ll stick their necks out.”

“Well nothing’s jumped out and started shooting, so we can presume they aren’t hostile.” Williams waved his fingers, “we come in peace, etcetera.”

Perrault grimaced. “Yes, but when they emerged briefly, we saw what they looked like. Tripedal. Blue skin covered in slime. Random appendages that might or might not be limbs. Or pseudopodia. Not exactly attractive. I have no idea how we’re going to spin this.”

“Obviously as a once-in-a-lifetime learning opportunity. Interstellar travel! Imagine the possibilities!”

They sat and watched the water for a while, and began to smile.

* * *

Six months later, in a more appropriate, concrete-lined basement, they were no longer smiling.

“What do you mean, they’re leaving?” demanded Williams.

“Just what I say. Six of their forcefield ‘ships’ broke orbit this morning and are heading out of our system already. The other eight look like they’re powering up to go as well. Their shuttles or whatever have all gone – Buenos Aires, Osaka, Srinagar and Cape Town all report them closing up and taking off without warning about two hours ago.” The screen on the wall showed the first one, still sitting near Prague; for how long yet, nobody knew.

“But Jacques, we can’t let them do that! All that potential!”

“Doug, we can’t stop them, and we can’t talk to them. Hell, we don’t even know if they have sensory organs! Our best minds have tried interacting on more wavelengths than most of us even knew existed, and in more ways than we previously thought possible, and what’s the result? Nothing! Nada! Zilch! Nothing they do is comprehensible to us!”

“You think we should just give up then? Accept that we’re not smart enough to communicate?”

“I think we’ve proven that to ourselves, frankly. Imagine if it was us. We get to Mars, or Titan or wherever, and find intelligent life. We don’t know how they want to communicate, so we wait for them to make the effort. And they never do – or at least, if they do, we don’t recognise it. Maybe we reconsider their intelligence. Or maybe we just get bored, and leave. Perhaps we’ll send some biologists along later, get some universities involved. Maybe there’ll be academic papers. But for now, we’re out of there.”

“Put like that… I rather suspect that’s just what we’d do. Do you really suppose they think like us?”

“Maybe. I don’t know. I’m not an expert. None of us is, that’s the problem. But then again, perhaps they are more like us than we care to admit: only interested in finding someone they can relate to.”

They turned to the screen as the last of the visitors rose inexplicably into the once again empty sky.

Excision

Author: Mark Renney

There were others. Other Erasers and occasionally their paths crossed. Tanner always attempted to keep his distance and this hadn’t proved so difficult because each Eraser worked alone, forbidden from sharing information or collaborating even when their cases were connected and the names linked.
Tanner had always accepted this and never questioned its validity. In fact, it seemed right to him that just one Eraser be responsible for extracting a life, for changing its history and covering its tracks. It was respectful, he felt, and dignified. Although he wouldn’t ever have told anyone, Tanner believed that even rebels and dissidents deserved that.

Tanner is the oldest of the Erasers, the last of the ‘Old Guard’. When he is around the younger men sense his disapproval and yet they don’t hold back and talk openly about their cases. Tanner is shocked by this and also at how fiercely ambitious they are.
They moan about how antiquated the job has become and how they could be so much more effective if only they were allowed to work as a team.
‘There is still a place for the foot sloggers,’ they say, as they glance across at Tanner, ‘but we need our own offices, our own archives even.’
For them the job is simply a step up onto a ladder and one that they intend to climb. Tanner has often thought about reporting them to those above but the system is, of course, evolving, and these young men aren’t rebels. No, they are a part of its future.

It is not the Eraser’s job to make accusations, to point the finger as it were. But it is the duty of each and every citizen to be vigilant and able to recognise subversive behaviour. To be able to tell when it is happening right there in front of their faces. In the houses just across the street or that room at the back of a public house or in a unit on an industrial estate.
Those who conspire against the System are devious and they hide in plain sight, making leaflets and pamphlets, distributing their lies. And most people are unaware or they choose not to believe, not to see it.
The people had become complacent over the years and this made Tanner angry. It seemed to him that they had reached a certain level of acceptance, not of the Subversives of course but of their material. It had been a constant for so long and, as soon as the System had removed a particular pamphlet or magazine, another would emerge. There were differences of course but they were subtle and really nothing changed. The Subversives’ message, their falsities, remained.