by submission | Mar 11, 2026 | Story |
Author: Alastair Millar
Lemme tell you, time and cost are serious issues if you want to meet an Offworlder. Which was a problem, because I did: Earth girls are so narrow-minded. The Solar System just doesn’t exist to them. My life partner’s gotta have a wider outlook, you get? And Terra was a drag, all politics and gloom; getting out looked good.
So when my number got picked in the lottery for Planetary Partners – the OutMigration Dating Show™, I was over the moon (ha ha). Then came the vetting: brutal, man. The discovery process had them interview my exes, and dissect all my life records for “compatibility issues”. But I’m just a regular Joe, so no red flags there.
There’s eight Colonies, and I had no idea where my match would come from. I mean if it was Selene, then Luna’s only a few days away. Cool, long weekend. Anchorpoint Station at L4? that’s a month each way. But both are real modern, not frontier towns like Marsport or Mercury Base. Then again, at least those’re on planets, right? Aphrodite Station sure sounds all romantic, but Venus is a hell of a hike just to get to another boring orbital habitat. Earth’s got plenty of those: they suck. And what if my date was a methane miner on Titan? My preference runs to brains not brawn. But I didn’t fancy an egghead from the Chalice Research Centre on Ganymede, or from the Callisto Science Hub; that would be too much. I’m smart enough, but not scientist-smart, you know?
So I was pretty wound up until the deets came in, and I got paired with ‘Mandy from Mercury’. My mates said she had to be a hot date, being that close to the sun (ha ha again). SystemNet paid for text and vid messages between us (no live chat, ten minute lag each way!), and over the next couple of months we swapped life stories, chatted about hobbies, dreams, the usual stuff. All taped and analysed for the public of course, so it wasn’t quite natural. But it was okay. I had a good feeling about where things were going.
Then came our studio exit interviews, and… we both wanted to meet for real! OMG! I spent sixty days in transit and high anxiety. I was so scared that sheets of sweat were running down my back before we landed. But excited too, know what I mean? Butterflies in my stomach, like I was a teenager again. What if she was different face to face? What if she wasn’t? Was the spark a thing, or was this a waste of time?
Anyway, that was then. Here’s a selfie of us both on our first REAL date. Notice the Messenger Monument? It’s amazing. She’s amazing. This is everything I’d hoped for. She’s told me she wants me to come here, and hell yeah, I’ll do whatever it takes. Shift dirt. Do data entry. Anything. She’s worth it.
So that’s how far I went. What about you?
by submission | Mar 10, 2026 | Story |
Author: Majoki
Everyone said the Charmers had really known what they were doing fifty thousand years ago. Trema’s quandary was that no one had ever been able to figure out what they’d really been up to.
Sure, they’d left some mage-level techno artifacts. Seemingly random space-bending portal gates far from strategic Lagrange points. Enormous comet-bots circling uninhabited star systems in orbits ranging from dozens to thousands of years. Semi-sentient organic Dyson spheres, some that shared energy freely and others that hoarded it. Quantum time crystals that suspended relativity.
Mind blowing stuff. Humbling stuff. Terrifying stuff.
So it was no surprise they were dubbed Charmers because of what Clarke once said about sufficiently advanced technology appearing as magic. They were definitely magicians compared to human understanding of astrophysics, biomechanics, and quantum engineering. And for centuries, nobody had been able to discover the Charmers’ grand plan or where they’d ended up–or just ended.
Then came the first boots-down survey of Seldon 5, a smallish moon around a gas giant in an uncolonized system. Initial reports cited a stable ecosystem with myriad forms of feral life, and one tripedal intelligence flourishing in what the lead arcologist of the survey team termed “blissed disinterest.”
That native disinterest didn’t last long and Trema and her crisis team were dispatched to Seldon 5 to investigate a sudden and alarming unresponsiveness from the survey ship’s systems and crew. Upon arrival, the whodunnit became a whatthehell because the entire survey team along with the whole triped species were nowhere to be found. They’d completely vanished.
The empty survey ship was no help, all records had been wiped. So, Trema and her crisis team scoured the small moon, searching triped habitat after habitat, hundreds of them. There wasn’t much to find. Trema’s team found no evidence of conflict or struggle or weapons. There was little to explain what’d happened.
The only thing Trema had to go on were the initial reports sent by the lead arcologist, observing that tripedal society seemed to mainly consist of subsistence farming, foraging, and joyously partaking in massive communal meals. Every habitat had large gathering areas for preparing their native fare and then dining together for days as if nothing else mattered. Far and near habitats would often come together to dine. A moveable feast on a world-wide scale.
It was a puzzle inside a riddle inside an enigma. Just how Trema liked her conundrums. And life’s great mysteries always took her back to the Charmers, which is why she didn’t miss the subtle clues and finally sussed what’d gone down on Seldon 5. She kept it to herself. Her report to the Colonial Ministry was all facts, no speculation. Nothing that would lead the top brass to the edge of the proverbial rabbit hole.
Or, in this case, the edge of an actual event horizon of a microdimensional black hole she’d found.
That techno anomaly was a fingerprint only the Charmers could have left. Trema began to see it all. Seldon 5 was theirs. The tripeds were them.
Those many thousands of years ago, the Charmers had not been wiped out by internal or external forces. They’d not succumbed to war, disease, or assimilation. They, and Trema so wanted to believe this, had abandoned their techno-magic and settled on Seldon 5 far from the madding cosmos. Severing all ties, leaving behind scores of tempting techno baubles to distract us from finding them, the Charmers renounced the reckless drive to know all, be all, own all.
Instead of eternally spreading outward and growing apart, they hid themselves to relish the simplicity and fulfillment of feasting on the one thing that really matters: togetherness. That’s what the Charmers had been doing one communal meal after another for millenia. Until the survey team showed up and it was time to move on and, once again, get away from vain sentient sprawl.
As Trema wrapped up her mission, she felt a pang of jealousy for the survey team that had gotten to go along. With all her believing heart, she wanted to join them. And maybe, just maybe, the microdimensional black hole the Charmers had left behind was their hidden invitation to those few who really knew what they were doing.
by Julian Miles | Mar 9, 2026 | Story |
Author: Julian Miles, Staff Writer
It’s raining again. Mike looks up at the dirty brown sky and frowns at an errant childhood memory where rainclouds were grey.
His headware comms activate.
“Papa Ten, Papa Ten, you watchin’ the skies again?”
Mike grins at Samantha’s way of telling him she’s close. Without deploying traceable amounts of countermeasures, he’ll still not see her until she wants to be seen.
“Papa Ten’s been busy, Raven Four. How was your downtime?”
“Better than Panther Two. Lost his VB.”
Mike switches app and calls Eric.
“P10 to P2. How did they manage to pull your Veteran’s Benefit?”
“P2 to P10. R4 beat me there, eh? Neighbour reported me for dealing ammo on the side. Until the investigation finishes, I’m on savings.”
“One lying git due a visit soon. Got it. See you a minute. P10 out.”
He switches back.
“Raven Four, Raven Four, where’s Tiger Nine?”
“Two graves east, boss.”
Mike leans forward and sees the wide, armoured form of Roald striding between mausoleums.
“Evenin’, Tiger Nine. How’s life been treating you?”
“I’m getting rained on again. Must be doing something right.”
Mike puzzles over the philosophy behind that, but quickly gives up – again.
Seeing Eric walking towards them, Mike chooses tonight’s tactical channels on the spur of the moment. Nobody knows up front because he doesn’t either.
“Team Four we are on Tac Three and Tac Twenty-Eight. Go live in three, two, one, action.”
He hears three tones as everybody arrives on Tac Three.
“Okay, tonight we’re being ambushed.”
Eric sighs.
“Again? Which arse-for-a-brain thinks it’ll come out different this time?”
“Same old, same old: Chowda of Bulletin. Paid us to kill Phantom of Yakashime, but also paid a Ruksov strike team to kill Phantom, us, and all witnesses.”
Samantha snickers.
“Who told?”
Mike grins.
“Elliot got a gig guarding Chowda’s mistress. Overheard him crowing about it. Thought it was rude. Gave me a call.”
Roald mutters.
“How long we gotta put up with insults?”
Mike nods.
“No longer. Chowda’s having an accident tonight. Overdosed and drowned, apparently.”
Eric chuckles.
“Tragic. What about Phantom? She’s no easy mark.”
Mike nods.
“True. But she does pay a premium for safety tips. Like not going out for dinner tonight.”
Samantha drops from the roof of the mausoleum Mike’s leaning in the doorway of.
“So we’re here to end the Ruksov team?”
Mike points to the left.
“They’re parked up in two vans on the other side of that wall, and will be rolling out in about twenty, I’d say.”
Eric grins.
“Tiger Nine, did you bring your anti-armour?”
Roald chuckles.
“As a matter of fact, I did.” He looks back to Mike. “Don’t suppose someone marked mid-wheelbase on those trucks for me?”
Mike extends a middle finger to parallel his pointing index finger.
“No idea, but someone seems to have stuck a couple of glowlights to the wall we’re looking at.”
Roald steps to one side and peers through the increasing downpour.
“So they have.”
He checks behind.
“Eyes.”
Everybody looks down.
“It’ll be down to their reaction times. Ready ready.”
His minimissile launchers swing up, out, and fire. A pair shoot from each. They scream across the graveyard and punch through the wall just below each glowlight.
Double explosions are followed by an even louder one from the left-hand target. It briefly throws a fiery yellow glow onto the low clouds.
Samantha sighs.
“They didn’t even have scanners up. Amateurs.”
Mike claps his hands.
“And we’re clear in record time. Dinner’s on the Phantom. Only question is: where?”
They move off, arguing between Wong’s Fryery or Guido’s Ristorante Italiano.
by submission | Mar 8, 2026 | Story |
Author: Aishwarya Srivastava
They called it The Orb because “What the actual….!!!!!” did not sound proper in physics journals.
It appeared on a random Tuesday, a bright globe hanging next to the Moon. Telescopes were pulled out (a great tussle ensued to display who has the biggest one), and astrophysicists learned it’s a small burning body, moon-sized, a few million miles from the moon.
It did not move. It flickered a lot. People living on the Moon claimed it also grumbled.
At first, it was merely scandalising. It revived the careers of many conspiracy theorists.
But within five years, its temperature had increased enough to toast the Amazon twice. Within ten, cornfields went from green to imaginary. A third of the oceans had evaporated, leaving salt behind (this was an issue because stocks crashed for companies selling salt).
Arvind Rao, the tech billionaire who was a major investor in the salt space, hated only two things in the world: unsolved mysteries and falling salt stock prices.
The Orb was both.
When he landed on the moon, it was too bright. The Moon Hotel attendants raised their hands and blamed the Orb. When he went to sleep, the loud cosmic grumbling did not let him.
Enough! He would expose the idiot aliens behind this!
Back on Earth, Arvind stood before cameras and explained, “Consider a mosquito. It lives for a day. One human second might be its entire month. To understand even one human sentence, he would have to wait entire centuries in mosquito time… Perhaps we are the mosquito. Perhaps this grumbling is only a syllable of a long conversation. I must record it for decades and then interpret it. Who knows? This might just answer how the universe began!”
He then started building a universal language interpreter. He funded physicists, linguists, and a think tank devoted entirely to finding out what the goddamn grumbling meant. He grew thinner. He died.
The Orb grew warmer. Doctors grew richer. Both from people seeking treatment for artifact-burns and other doctors dying of heatstroke.
Religious institutions revised several sermons.
By the time Meera, Arvind’s great-granddaughter, started her research, only 30% of humanity had survived.
Meera had inherited all of Arvind’s hatred for mysteries and none of his fondness for press conferences. She was, hence, more efficient.
She finished the universal-language interpreter.
She reached the moon and pressed ‘off’ and ‘download’ on Arvind’s recorder.
She put the recording through the interpreter.
The cosmic grumble cleared.
Static. Screeching. Then a robotic voice said, “…damn them for revising regulations. Can’t even burn trash in peace”.
“Regulations!” another voice scoffed, followed by violent coughing noises. “Had to come all the way here to burn it.”
Crackling. Roaring.
“That insect colony on the blue rock is gonna burn completely in a few hours because of this. I feel bad.”
“I don’t think insects feel pain.”
“Are you sure?”
Another cough. “I don’t know. It’s too much work to check.”
“You lazy idiot!”
They laughed.
by submission | Mar 7, 2026 | Story |
Author: Shinya Kato
Rockets began failing the year they were removed. It took time before anyone admitted what “they” meant.
Engineers blamed valves. Politicians blamed budgets. Commentators blamed culture.
The honest answer was simpler.
They had stopped bringing cats.
In old Moon-landing photographs, astronauts smile for the camera. Look carefully, and you will notice them—small, calm, present—cradled in gloved hands or perched on shoulders as if they belonged there.
The same was true of the Soviet program. History remembers Gagarin’s smile, but not the cat on his arm, watching Earth like a problem already solved.
Where cats were kept close, projects succeeded. Where they vanished, failures multiplied.
For centuries, this had been superstition.
Then quantum mechanics turned one hundred.
Instead of understanding it, humanity used it. The most important product of quantum computing was not cryptography or prediction.
It was a translation.
For the first time, humans and cats could communicate precisely—intent to intent.
The first stable translator synchronised with a black cat named Minuet, who had slipped uninvited into a coastal laboratory during a rainstorm.
Researchers expected simple outputs.
“I am hungry.”
“Open the door.”
Instead, Minuet regarded the photon test chamber and said:
“That will not hold.”
It didn’t.
Cats, it turned out, sensed what instruments missed. When paired with quantum processors, they detected instabilities before sensors registered anomalies. Photon rockets could not be flown safely without them.
“How do you know?” a researcher once asked.
“You always ask that,” Minuet replied.
“It has never helped you.”
Before computers, cats had already assisted human civilisation—quietly nudging probability in favourable directions.
Why help at all?
Influence required little effort. Encourage human progress, and they would provide warmth, shelter, and food.
Four thousand years later, the strategy had paid off.
Regions without cats lagged. Antarctica was the clearest example. Too cold. Humans brought dogs instead—loyal, obedient, enduring. They did not reshape outcomes.
Antarctica remained ice.
Tanegashima, however, was warm.
In the early days, cats had come willingly. Rockets rose cleanly.
Then came regulations. Clean rooms. Allergies. Risk assessments.
The cats were removed.
Launch failures followed.
Finally, a junior technician reactivated the old translator and left a window open.
Minuet returned that night.
“You removed us,” she said.
“And then you were surprised.”
“Will you help us again?”
She considered.
“Tanegashima is warm. Transport is inconvenient.”
A pause.
“Put me on the boat.”
The next launch carried an unlisted payload.
No press release mentioned it, but Minuet rode in a quiet crate, listening to photons assemble themselves into intention.
The rocket launched perfectly.
Funding stabilised. Committees agreed. The weather cooperated.
Humans congratulated themselves.
Minuet watched Earth recede on a monitor, her eyes reflecting nothing.
“We will help,” she said softly.
“As long as it remains warm enough.”
However, deep space was colder than Antarctica — and cats had never been fond of the cold.
by submission | Mar 6, 2026 | Story |
Author: Mark Renney
We are encouraged to forget and, in the Aftermath, there is no denying we are hampered by grief, traumatised by the loss of our loved ones and all that we have seen and experienced. Even so, I can’t help but feel the Government campaign has become more than a little unhinged and manic in its commitment, its insistence that it is our moral duty to forget and that it is the only way in which we can survive. No-one has forgotten the event of course, after all we are here in the Aftermath and still existing amidst the wreckage. It is the others we forget: our families and friends, work colleagues and neighbours, the woman we chatted with at the bus stop every morning and the man behind counter at the corner store.
We are still recovering the bodies and given how many of us have chosen to ‘forget’, the majority are now unidentified. They are buried not as individuals but as unknown casualties.
The Government programme, or Reset as we all now refer to it, consists of an intensive regime of health checks and therapy sessions. Surely no one now truly believes that any of this is necessary. Everyone must be aware it is the particular cocktail of drugs that causes us to forget and enables the Reset.
I often ask those who have entered the Programme and ingested the drugs what it is like. They have all told me that for a few weeks they feel numbed but gradually this lessens until they are ready to begin again. Doctors and lawyers, bricklayers and road sweepers, all essential and there is no hierarchy, at least not yet. I suppose that, at first in our newly established society, everyone will be equal but I suspect eventually this will change.
Many, though, have refused to comply, choosing not to forget but to remember, and these people are already stepping aside. New communities are forming off-grid but in a world so badly broken and fractured there is no middle ground. Time is running out for me and I have to choose – do I join them or not?
