by submission | Nov 30, 2025 | Story |
Author: David Sydney
It was a Friday night poker game, with only three left in the hand—Mel, Otto, and Ralph. Ralph, losing all night, was down to his last few pathetic chips. He couldn’t believe it. Mel had dealt him four aces. His problems were over. Finally, he was about to clean up.
“Hey, did anyone else hear that voice say, ‘It was a Friday night poker game, with only three left in the hand–Mel, Otto, and Ralph…?’ And then that bit about Ralph and the four aces?”
That was Otto talking.
Ralph said he didn’t have four aces, but he was lying. Mel, who was upset to have dealt Ralph the cards he thought were his, said he heard the voice too. For the past week, he’d practiced dealing out four aces to himself, but he blew it. Ralph had gotten Mel’s cards by mistake.
“Wait a minute. Did anyone hear the voice say, ‘Ralph said he didn’t have four aces, but he was lying. Mel, who was upset to have dealt Ralph the cards he thought were his…?’ And then go on to accuse Mel of cheating?”
Again, Otto questioned what was happening.
Ralph was upset. Mel was upset. And Otto, too, was especially upset. As collateral for his chips, he offered the engagement ring he’d promised Sylvia. They’d been going out for the past year-and-a-half. He told her it was a real diamond, but it was only high-class paste.
“That’s not true,” said Otto. “It’s a great ring.” He added, “I didn’t hear any voice, did you?”
Sylvia was upset. She thought she heard a voice explaining that Otto had been up to one of his tricks, offering only high-class paste. She’d planned to have any engagement ring appraised by a jeweler anyway, just to be on the safe side.
“Hold it. Did I just hear some voice say, ‘Sylvia was upset. She thought she heard a voice explaining that Otto had been up to one of his tricks…?’”
That was Sylvia questioning what was going on. She’d sworn she was faithful to Otto, but it wasn’t true.
“What?” said Otto. “Did anyone hear a voice talk about Sylvia?”
Secretly, Sylvia had been meeting Frank Cromley in inexpensive Italian and Chinese restaurants. Frank promised to come up with a ring much better than Otto’s. Also, he noted that he’d inherit his Uncle Leo’s dry cleaning business one day, in which case Sylvia would be much better off than stuck with ‘that loser’, his term for Otto. Now Frank was especially pleased to hear the voice say to everyone that Otto and Sylvia were no more.
Back at the card game, Otto asked, “Did you all hear what that voice said about Sylvia?”
“You mean Frank?”
“Otto, you mean Frank and Sylvia? That’s how I heard the voice say it,” said Mel.
As he was driving toward the dry cleaners, Frank was pleased to hear the voice say, ‘Frank was pleased to hear the voice say to everyone that Otto and Sylvia were no more.’ He slammed his foot on the brake, just to be sure he heard properly.
The driver of the Mack truck behind him heard the voice, too. Who the hell was Frank, he wondered. Was he hearing voices, or in some altered state? Who the hell was Otto? He knew no one named Sylvia. Distracted by the voice, he couldn’t brake in time to prevent the catastrophic rear-ender into Frank Cromley’s Subaru.
by submission | Nov 29, 2025 | Story |
Author: David Dumouriez
“Good afternoon, Zak,” the voice said.
“Alright?” Zak replied.
“Had a good day?”
“Ah, you know. The usual. Bor-ing!”
There was a tinkly laugh. “Got any homework?”
“Homework? Just a minute … Yeah. Some crap on the digestive system.”
“Bullet points?”
“That’ll do.”
The words spilled out onto the screen.
“Bit long …”
“OK. How’s that?”
“Better.”
“Anything else?”
“Erm … an essay? Yes, an essay. Question: How effective was the United Nations in minimising conflict and easing tensions during the Cold War?”
“Here you go …”
Zak looked it over and nodded. “Fine.” He knew it would get him top marks. Well, it was just a game. They set you the work; you fed it in. You gave it to them; they marked it. They didn’t even say not to use it. They couldn’t. They used it themselves!
Zak’s dad, Ned, still couldn’t believe what it had degenerated into. “In our day …” And he’d go on about exams. His grandpa, Denys, was even worse. “Smart phones? Smart watches? The only thing that’s not going to be smart is us!”
Nah, they just didn’t get it. No one needed to know anything any more, let alone remember it. The whole point was to buy yourself time to do the things you really wanted. Wasn’t that what the system was working towards?
His tasks done for the night, Zak was free to shoot balls, weapons, people, monsters and aliens. Sometimes Eileen, his mother, would burst into the room and find him edging ever-nearer to the screen.
“You’ll wreck your eyesight!”
“Oh, give it a rest!”
“At least sit up. You’ll ruin your back!”
“No, I won’t!”
And Zak knew he wouldn’t. After the second or third time she’d said it, he consulted the assistant. Apparently it was okay if you took regular breaks and stretched a bit, so that’s what he did. Well, he did for a while. Now he was too busy.
“I never see you off that thing!” Ned exclaimed in frustration when it was his turn to burst into the room.
“I’m working!”
“Like hell you are …”
But, like scores of parents up and down the country, Ned and Eileen had lost the battle. For the most part, Zak didn’t even need them.
“Snack, Zak?”
“Yeah. Think I will.”
“Sweet or savoury?”
Zak barely gave it a thought. He wasn’t hungry but he knew he had to get something down, just to keep him going. It was likely to be a long night.
“Er … burger?”
“Coke or milkshake?”
Zak was staring into space. Literally. “Yeah … yeah. Don’t mind if I do …” He launched another couple of rockets.
An executive decision was made. “Coke then.”
The assistant put the order through. “They say it’ll be twenty minutes. My, my, they’re getting tardy …”
In the event, it was all academic as Zak hardly touched the food or drink, so fixated was he on achieving mastery of the galaxy.
And as the days went on, a strange phenomenon seemed to occur: the screen got bigger and Zak’s head got smaller. It was scarcely noticed, not commented upon, but wasn’t one beginning to subsume the other?
So it was that on the night Zak became the first human to ascend to the pinnacle of existence, Eileen found his swivel chair empty.
She knew he wasn’t in the living room because she’d just been there. A quick check revealed he wasn’t in the toilet either.
“Zak?”
She thought she heard a little voice.
“Where are you?”
“Here. Inside.”
“Inside where? Zak, I don’t-”
“I’m not Zak. I am computer.”
Soon, we all were.
by submission | Nov 28, 2025 | Story |
Author: Larson Holm
He splashed the cold water up into his face and looked at himself in the mirror. It would have to do. Why did she want to talk now? It had been five years, and she’d been the one to break it off. It hadn’t made sense then, what could’ve changed? Did she have the answers? That was what he wanted, he thought: someone or something to arrive, up from the ground or out of the sky, and tell him all the answers, make it all make sense. The air buzzed around him – the door? – he jumped round, was she early? No, it was just a fly. It didn’t even sound like the door. He shook his head and watched the bright red insect land on the wall beside the cracks in the flaking paint (damp from the shower, again) where it stopped, antennae twitching. It was one of those new ones, he thought. A big, bulbous thing, its colour made it seem furious. An invasive species, they were saying, but invading from where? They weren’t dangerous, apparently. Anne from next door – and he was proud to say that he knew his neighbours, people can change – said her black lab (who would chomp down anything in front of her) had eaten one of the red flies a couple of days back and suffered no ill effects, unlike last year’s wasp incident, so these new insects couldn’t be too bad.
He stepped over to get a closer look, leaning in towards the bug, its black compound eyes bulging out from its crimson body. The insect shuddered and shook its wings, and he jerked back. The movement looked strange, he thought. Mechanical, almost. He stared into its eyes, keeping his distance – where had these things come from? – and it stared back at him, peering at his fleshy face. The fly twitched its antennae again. ‘I have been seen,’ it thought. ‘I have been noticed.’
Quite some distance away (quite some distance indeed!) these thoughts were received, processed, and acted upon. The drones could easily handle some tasks by themselves, but being detected was always a situation where they needed some additional guidance. And they were being detected a lot, the handler thought. There had been far more incidents than expected. Some losses due to swatting or errant pets were to be expected, but it seemed that the drones could only observe for a few seconds before their subject stopped whatever they were doing to observe back. The handler was displeased: being noticed was not the goal. The drone was to remove itself from the area and try again later. Perhaps those beings down on the planet had a sense of smell much better than anticipated, or maybe their vision worked in abnormal parts of the spectrum. That would at least be interesting, the handler thought. They had come here through the long darkness of space to learn, to see if these strange people had any answers. It had been a huge price to pay, but the potential scientific rewards outweighed the costs. Or they would do, if they could ever make any proper, undisturbed observations.
Back down on the ground, the fly had been forgotten, and he marched towards the door, hand flattening his hair then tugging his shirt so that it sat right, then back to his hair again. She was here, and maybe she would have some answers.
by submission | Nov 27, 2025 | Story |
Author: Brian Ball
She wouldn’t look him in the eye. He rattled off questions, but she ignored his ridiculous whimpering. She punctured the vitamin drip, tightened the chest straps and locked his neck in place. Too bad she couldn’t be bothered. She was the last person he’d ever see.
A call came in. She ignored it. A mercy he didn’t deserve. Probably another impact statement. The judge allowed these. Each victim’s family had the chance to confront him via video before he entered the disk. When they finished uploading, the videos would play in perpetuity for the eons that remained to him.
She sealed the hatch without a word as he cried goodbye. Her perfume lingered and he hoped it would remain. The transport cruiser dropped him just outside the event horizon and moved off with haste. He was no longer the primary mission. A healthy fear of the gravity well was. He watched the cruiser shrink and finally disappear.
He floated in the void alone, the pod a dimple in the fabric of spacetime. His view: the inky black of claustrophobic nothing, a taunting, boundless liberty. Behind him was the largest black hole in the Universe, Ton-618. Its hyper-bright quasar would soon take his eyes.
He was drawn in. The pod shifted and the singularity appeared off his bow. Enormous, defining. The accretion disk stretched along a Schwarzschild radius .58 light years long to a black hole larger than a galaxy. He didn’t feel the acceleration, now 40% light speed.
Time slipped. He turned as much as he could and saw this pod entering the disk. Every few minutes he checked and saw it again and again, a repletion within this, tilted mirrors reflecting himself, an infinite ripple along an axis of yesterdays.
He used the eye tracker to check the video messages and there were 47. A lot of people needed to tell him he deserved this. They were right, except he didn’t remember the killing or the reason. He remembered the meds were making him sleepy and fat, so he stopped taking them. He had a history of poor decision-making and a criminal past to prove it.
In a manic episode, everything is a bookended walk in and out of awareness with no memory of the middle. He gasped awake that morning, authorities at his door. His flat was near the massacre, and the trial lasted an afternoon. His lawyer did a word puzzle while they waited.
The accretion disk was liquid fire. Planets and dead suns ripping apart. Vast lightning bolts crab-walked across the swirl. His eyes were stabbing pains now. The proportion of movement to the shape of everything became elastic and unreal. Action and occasion were bent and relative. The quasar was a piercing beacon.
After five minutes in dilation, every person he knew was gone. After five more, his generation was a paragraph in a history book. By this time tomorrow, 38,140 years will have passed at home. Ton-618 was never late.
Sitting in his own filth, hovering over starvation, blind but alive, he would remain. After a few decades the disc would be the heartbeat of ocean birth and star death. The Universe expanding to its limit, each second faster. The pod was built for this endurance and he would remain.
He tried to free his hands. He needed to grab something, to break anything, desperate for a sharpness to end this.
With his eyesight failing, he checked one final message.
It was his lawyer. There’d been a mistake. The real murderer had been caught. He was innocent.
by submission | Nov 26, 2025 | Story |
Author: Susan A. Anthony
The poorly fitting standard builder issue door had a gap under it, all the better to let things escape. Inside, a small white washing machine drained into a hole in the concrete, shielded with a perforated plastic vent, to keep things out, she imagined, not to stop things dropping down. Opposite the washer, a grey hot water tank, dates scribbled on the side, thirty-five years in the past, white frosting around its base, a pool of water beneath.
Beyond the washer, aluminium duct work, vents, grates and baffles and to the side of this maze of plumbing, not quite flush with the floor, a pale pink panel, slightly askew, from which noises emanated that froze her blood. Each fading scream punctuated by the tick tock of a clock like whatever was beneath the panel was regulated by a timepiece from the depths of hell.
Sian edged towards the panel, the sound growing, each scream making her body lift off the ground.
She nudged the panel aside.
The sump pump was suspended in mid-air, beneath it a swirling vortex of clouds, and lightning flashes, and a girl clinging to the power cable for the sump pump, the face familiar, it was herself. The door to the utility room slammed shut behind her and she felt herself tipping into the abyss, grabbing the cable for the sump pump as she fell. A mouse carrying an elaborate stop watch scampered over her, leapt on to the washing machine, just in time to notice her foot disappear.
The mouse jumped down, and slid the panel back over the hole. Hiding behind the water heater, the mouse reset the watch, and waited for the footsteps approaching to open the door, in she came. Rinse. Repeat. Rinse…
The door blew open, Sian. Her body was a tangle of harnesses and ropes tying her to the banister rail behind her.
“You think you’re going to get me with that infinite universes crap again. I’ve been watching you on the holo, you little turd. Think of this as Schrodinger’s Cat only I’m not dead. I’m not hanging off our sump pump cable and you’re not sucking me into oblivion anymore today. I have chores to finish before mum gets home and I’ve had enough of your school science project, Stephen. Hand over the watch.”
The mouse shimmered and her brother appeared from behind his cloaking device storming past her up the stairs and throwing the device at her as he passed.
“Screw you!” he shouted.
Sian inched towards the pink cover in the floor and reached in to grab her leg, pulling each instance back until she was alone.
She knelt down, exhausted. Her brother’s time travel gizmo behind her. A creak of the stairs and as she turned she saw her brother sawing at her harness.
“You bag of faeces,” she hollered and grabbed the cord of the sump pump just in case.
by submission | Nov 25, 2025 | Story |
Author: Majoki
ofcourse ofcourse
His eyes wide, the district attorney stared at the machine near the witness stand rather than at the witness. It was a moment before he asked his next question. “May I call you Towser?”
myname
“Thank you.” The DA responded, his eyes still fixed on the machine. “Mr—excuse me—Towser, how old are you?”
twelvebut eightyfour foryou
“You are not a…a juvenile then?”
nosir nosir
“How long have you been with the defendant?” The DA gestured to the defense table where a man in his early thirties sat glaring in disbelief at the witness.
always
The witness met the defendant’s hard stare. His tail wagged.
always
The DA turned to the judge. “If it pleases the court, I take the witness’s response to mean that he has spent his entire life in the care of the defendant.”
“Objection,” the defense lawyer immediately interjected. “The court has allowed this witness to testify with the understanding that his own words as translated by that damn device will suffice. We should not allow the opposing counsel to tell us what the witness really means.”
“Sustained,” the judge replied and quickly added, “but the defense will not try to prejudice the jury by referring to the neuro-translator as ‘that damn device.’ It has a proven track record.”
“With dolphins and chimps,” the defense lawyer pressed. “There is no precedent in court with canines. We cannot believe what a dog ‘says’!”
The witness’s hackles rose and he growled.
careful careful notsay Ispeak youhear!
“Strike both the defense attorney’s comment and the witness’s response from the record,” the judge commanded the court recorder. “This point has been previously ruled on in pre-trial motions. I want to hear no more of it from defense counsel during these proceedings. Plead that case to the world media outside, but not in this courtroom. Prosecution, please continue.”
“Thank you, Your Honor.” The DA looked the witness truly in the eye for the first time. “And I apologize to you, Towser. Have you spent your entire life under the care of the defendant?”
yessir mymaster
“Has he mistreated you in anyway?”
The witness looked around the room, his tail wagging hard in the witness box specially constructed for the trial.
mymaster kindtome notkind tolady nicelady
“Towser!” the defendant barked. The witness froze.
The judge banged his gavel. “Another outburst like that, sir, and I will find you in contempt of this court. Do you understand?”
The defendant nodded, his eyes fixed and defiant on the witness
The DA stepped between their line of vision and patted the witness’s head. “Are you ready to go on?”
yessir
“When you say the ‘nice lady’ are you referring to the victim?”
yessir yessir
“Please tell the court your account of what happened on the night the ‘nice lady’ came to your master’s house and was found dead the next morning?”
The witness’s tail beat against the rail of the box.
nicelady bringtreat smellstrange masteryell masteryell mylady…
The neuro-translator failed. The witness barked on. The judge banged his gavel again to try to restore order. The defendant leaned back in his chair with a thin smile
“What’s wrong with the machine?” The judge demanded of the court clerk.
The clerk summoned a technician seated in the back row of the courtroom. He hurried to the neuro-translator and began fiddling with the device’s interface.
The DA settled the witness down. The courtroom quieted as the technician worked. Time ticked by. He finally shrugged and slapped the top of the device. “Don’t know what happened to the doggone thing.”
The witness bared his teeth and howled. The judge began banging his gavel.
The defendant let out a high pitched whistle and the witness quieted. “Good boy. Good boy,” he repeated, until the witness suddenly leapt from the stand, bound onto the defense table and took his master by the throat.
The court was in such an uproar that no one heard a last squawk from the device.
myladymine
