Author : Geoffrey Cashmore
The unit amended its status from idle to active and moved from the rest position to its allocated docking bay. Immediately the previous nightâ€™s traffic from distant units in different time-zones came into view as a long string of pulsating alert buttons colourised and prioritized and systematized to their maximum ergonomic efficiency.
Three units were asking for immediate responses, so these became the tasks of highest need.
Two units were sending status notifications of their own, and could simply be allowed to log themselves with the operating system.
Five units were offering access to illicit services that would be frowned upon by any decent unit, and could therefore be added to the junk unit list.
Tasks of the highest priority completed, the unit ran a diagnostic to determine current nutritional requirements and fed the results into the biofeedback module, simultaneously ejecting waste via the slurry chute into the biofeedback module.
Satisfaction quotient +2.
Activating the stimulation pod with post-idle-status stimulation programme number 1 â€“ as recommended in The Unit Manual â€“ colours, shapes and sounds pulsate in comfortable familiarity; enhanced by smells and tastes, they encourage warm reflection on shared memories of peaceful conformance.
Happiness quotient +1.
Fourteen minutes and thirty five seconds of stimulation complete, it is time to leave the docking bay to make a positive contribution to society. Units emerge from the domicile and proceed to the transit area, their paces measured and even to minimize risk and control energy expenditure.
â€œWelcome Units. Transit will begin in 10 seconds.â€
Comfort quotient +1.
Transit exhilarates. Transit in the company of units promotes group exhilaration and shared happiness. Units say â€œOooooâ€ when experiencing group exhilaration, as recommended in The Unit Manual.
Society is kept in the large stone building where Units were once sent to make amends for their negative contributions to ancient societies. Now, transit brings units there from the domicile and takes them back once a positive contribution to society has been made. It takes precisely one hour and forty six minutes to make a positive contribution. This is defined in The Unit Manual.
Social value quotient +3.
â€œWelcome Units. Transit will begin in ten seconds.â€
Post-transit-relaxation programme number 5 reinforces Unitsâ€™ sense of social contribution. Three minutes and seventeen seconds later the unit activates its docking station once more to deal with pending activities.
The Unit Manual recommends a choice of either relaxation programme number 5 or number 6 for twenty five minutes and fifty six seconds after nutrition intake phase two.
Freedom of choice quotient +1.
Insecurity quotient +4.
Thank The Unit Manual for our perfect world.
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