by submission | Mar 23, 2022 | Story |
Author: Josh Price
A loud crash woke Eve. She shook Adam and he rolled over, blinking, sleepy.
“Did you hear?”
He shook his head.
“There was a crash.”
“Where?”
“Outside.”
Scowling, he nodded his head like he understood, but wouldn’t remember anything later. He could sleep through the beginning of the world.
The first tendrils of light were snaking their way into the garden, shining on tree leaves, illuminating the path leading to the gates in soft, warm glow. Eve knew she wouldn’t be able to sleep now, so she got up to investigate.
No one said they couldn’t go outside the gates, they just never did. The only rule was: don’t eat the fruit from the tree. She stood up, nudging Adam with her foot, smirking as he grumbled and rolled over.
Walking along the path, she made her way to the north edge of the garden—the sun warming her by the time she reached the gates.
She pushed them open, they made no noise.
She looked at the vast expanse of flatland outside the walls and felt very small; she had forgotten they persuaded themselves all that existed was Eden.
Eve looked south, seeing something she didn’t recognize. She walked toward it. The object was translucent and spherical, buried in a long trail in the dirt. It had come from the sky.
She stood before the sphere and it pulsed once; flashing red. Jumping back, she let out a fearful cry.
The sphere pulsed again—deeper red this time. She turned and ran back to the garden to wake Adam. She wanted him to see. When they got back to the sphere, it was completely deflated; a long tear across its surface.
“What do you think it is?” Eve asked.
“I don’t know,” Adam said.
“Do you think this is how we got here?” She asked, but Adam just stared at her.
“Let’s go back,” he said.
Eve didn’t know how she’d come to be, couldn’t remember. Adam said she was made from him, but she didn’t trust his memory either.
Adam was content to do nothing. She would go out of her mind if she stayed in this garden her whole life. Wasn’t there more than this? She didn’t know.
Later, she was standing by the tree, thinking about Adam, bored by his disinterest. Yet, she loved him, her love fueled her curiosity. Her curiosity was love.
Adam was approaching, staring at the tree, something different in his eyes. Eve felt excitement rushing through her. She wanted more of this curious Adam.
“You ever wish he’d just tell us?” He asked.
“Yeah, of course. Do you?”
“Not until today,” Adam said.
“What’s come over you?” Eve asked.
“Do it Eve; take one.”
She asked him: “Why me?”
Adam looked away, a flicker of hatred in his eyes.
Eve stomped over and plucked an apple from the tree.
“Here, you eat it,” she said.
He took the apple, bit it. Adam grabbed Eve and pulled her close, kissed her too hard, shoving the bit of apple into her mouth with his tongue.
Furious, she chewed it up and she swallowed it—daring him.
“Coward,” she hissed. Adam’s eyes turned red, smoke billowing from his mouth and racing through the air, serpentine. Eve chased the smoke to Eden’s gates—out to the deflated sphere near the east wall.
Pulsing red the smoke entered the flaccid skin, filling it whole again. For the first time, she realized she was naked.
“What are you?” she asked. But she already knew.
The End
by submission | Mar 22, 2022 | Story |
Author: Iain Macleod
Orbital mechanics was never my thing but this’ll be the last time I ever have to do the math so it’s all good. Unnamed asteroid floating in the belt around dwarf planet Estera is traveling at X velocity and ill be traveling at top speed once I pass the station at Esperia LaGrange one which means I’ll have to start my death playlist when I’m 138000km out so that I hit that mother fucker during the high point of Wild One by Suzi Quatro and leave this fuckin’ world behind for good. It was a toss-up between that or Jawbreaker by Cruel Intentions. Both fuckin ace songs.
Sweet. Coords plotted, autopilot programmed and whiskey poured.
What most people don’t know about this particular asteroid is that it’s loaded with the highly profitable and very extremely unstable substance Lithiterium, known to you and me as cold gold or to the soulless bloodsucking corp that took over this system as cash fucking money.
Engines firing full blast feels like being pushed back into the seat hard and is still a hell of a thrill after all these years. Guess I never grew up. G forces ease up as we reach max velocity and I hit play. Monster by Reckless love. Volume up volume up volume up. Knock back the whiskey and pour another.
Picture of Kate, my kid, above the main control panel. She died about two years ago after the corp refused our insurance. Twenty-three fucking years I worked for those bastards. A pre-existing condition they said, as if the lung condition she and half the population had wasn’t directly related to the pollution they pumped into the atmosphere. I tried taking it to court. They fired me then sued me and won. I tried appealing, they bought the court and it went nowhere. I tried to kill some executives but I couldn’t even get near them. Guess I can’t hit them directly but I can cost them a fuck lot of money and go out with a bang. ZZ Top blares out of the speakers, fuckin’ legends.
The emergency override light starts blinking. I disconnected the actual overrides from the nav circuits before I even left orbit, but the light coming on is a nice reassurance that my math ain’t wrong.
Knock back the last whiskey. Picture of Kate in my hand. Suzi Q fucking blasting out of the speakers.
I’m the wild one, motherfuckers.
by submission | Mar 20, 2022 | Story |
Author: Kathy LaFollett
“Screeeet!” His name. In another’s voice. From a hallway he wasn’t looking down. Screet was looking down at his lunch. Sitting down at a table in the SpacePort Employee Sustenance and Snacks, or SPESS. Acronyms in space save time. Space is time, therefore saving time saves space. He fumbled hot crinkle fries nestled in food papers imprinted with the SpacePort TransPortation and HubEarth logo that lined a crinkle fries basket. The logo was blue. Not the blue of the sky if you were standing on earth looking up. The blue of the sky that is space seen from a SpacePort TransPort Ship, which is not blue but black. He wrestled a ketchup bottle. Screet had grown fond of ketchup while training on earth for his job at SPTPHE.
“Screeeeet!” His name tumbled down the hallway into the SPESS the same time the ketchup bottle belched a sweet mass next to his crinkle fries. He ignored his name and ate. Screet chewed and sighed thinking on the unfortunate truth that when pronounced correctly, his name became the most irritating sound on any planet in any galaxy. Surely the Hive Vicars could have put a bit more work into naming him the day he was decoupled from his insulate. “ScrEEET! Finish up! Flight 107 just inverted! I’m not throwing alone down here!”
Screet sighed and chewed. Crinkle fries. Ketchup. Glorious snacks invented by an inglorious species. His co-worker yelled again while throwing luggage, off-piling from servobots, onto the luggage conveyor leading to the transporter that broke the luggage down into transmittable molecules to reassemble at baggage claim three Earth miles away at Arrivals Lane. Screet sighed and listened to the transporter breaking down luggage. It sounded like a bug zapper he’d seen on earth. Which forced SPTPHE to redesign Travelers Transport into a hover floor. Walking through a door that lit up blue and sounded like a bug zapper was off-putting to Earthlings. Interstellar SpacePort TransPortation modified operations for the comfort of the planet nearest. Beings had issues. All of them. This universal truth kept SPTP Information and Suggestions Department busy creating signage explaining the off-putting things. They found that explanations with blinking lights and short words helped travelers negotiate what put them off.
The bug zapping sound turned into one long zap as luggage items flew into the transporting net array. “Screet! I am not kidding. Get down here! Your lunch ended when Flight 107 inverted!” Daniel grabbed luggage from the servobots and tossed the payload into the net array. There was no time to aim. “SCREEEET!”
Their shift ended after Flight 312 to Vogt transposed. Daniel and Screet headed to their resident quarters. Employees of SPTP lived on Hub as long as they were employed. They could choose Earth vacations, but few did. Earth had lost its appeal three hundred years back when one Earthling hated another Earthling and pushed one button that made a mess of things. Employees chose to TransPort Vacate to other systems by way of the Employee Exchange Program. Spend a few weeks working in a new stellar system connection, take a few days to visit the near planet. Screet had done a time flip at HubVogt. Daniel, being an Earthling, hadn’t used the Employee Exchange Program. Earthlings didn’t like change. It had taken a good Gliese year to convince Earthlings that space travel was safe thanks to the bug zapper transporter fiasco. If Earth hadn’t been at the perfect vector for the Orion Connection, Interstellar would have gladly shut it down. But location is everything. Even in space.
by submission | Mar 18, 2022 | Story |
Author: Trevor Lancon
A distant star ejects billions of heavy ions every second, bestowing them all with its message: “I’m here.”
One of the heavy ions skirts past a nearby planet. The beings on that planet would describe the ion as iron if they spoke your language. They could explain, using a system of mathematics born from the need to describe the physical world – much like your own – that according to them, the iron was created minutes ago, but according to the iron, it was created seconds ago. It’s irrelevant to the iron.
The iron sees many of its siblings disappear into the pull of the planet in a dazzling plethora of greens and purples swirling about its poles. The iron’s trajectory takes it beyond.
For thousands of years the iron continues its journey through the void uninterrupted, its message part of the energy it contains. Its remaining siblings have radiated outward over time. Eventually it’s hurtling alone through the emptiness.
Then there’s something up ahead.
The iron can’t aim, but that something is in its way. It passes through glass. Air. Plexiglass. Air again.
An eye.
In that liquid sea of atoms thousands of years from its celestial home the iron meets its destination, a single oxygen atom, and it’s destroyed as it gives the oxygen its message: “It’s there.”
The oxygen dispatches part of itself to hurtle through the eye. Along the way it’s telling every electron it can: “It’s there!”
The electrons are excited by the message, by the potential it contains, and they’re repeating it quickly, in all directions into the eye: “It’s there! It’s there!”
The message multiplies.
Their excitement glows blue.
The glow propagates through the eye and reflects off the boundaries of that small world. Part of the boundary is an optic nerve. It sees the message: “It’s there.”
The nerve passes the message along itself in a string of firing synapses, the sodium and calcium carrying the glow’s message up a chain of others like it: “It’s there!”
Finally, the message arrives at its destination, a gray, wet mass of organized atoms whose whole is more massive and complex and incomprehensible than should be possible. It’s found a brain.
Sentience.
At last, the message can be understood. It expends itself and winks out:
“It’s there.”
***
The astronaut looks up from the gauges in the cockpit, satisfied with their trajectory. He takes in the view of Earth in all her colorful glory. Almost home. A flash to his left breaks him from his reverie.
“Edwin, did you see that?”
“See what?”
“A flash,” he answers. “It was there.” And he points.
Edwin looks where the astronaut points. “Nope, sure didn’t.”
“Strange.” Then he checks his gauges again.
by submission | Mar 17, 2022 | Story |
Author: David Barber
Honoured ones, welcome to my collection of curiosities.
These rare and intriguing items have been my hobby, no, my passion, for a lifetime.
This chamber is dedicated to a world called Earth.
These are pre-conquest curios: An embossed plastic rectangle, mechanical wrist clocks and a set of X-ray plates, each with its own provenance, but since your time is limited, consider this disc.
Yes, the interference patterns on its surface are beautiful, but they are incidental to its purpose. This is an example of a native art form based entirely on sound waves!
Indeed! You are not the first to sat that.
Here though is my personal favourite. His name is Huang, a scientist and explorer from an Earth hive called China.
He has been in stasis here since the rule of our Queen began. Coincidentally, he arrived on the same Hiveship as her when she was still a Princess.
Before we break his stasis, let me admit that other collections display Earthlings, and while they offer entertainment, their behaviour has been spoiled by knowledge. Most can only be roused from apathy by chemicals or electricity.
Huang is preferred by the discerning not simply for his appearance and demeanour, but because of his innocence. He is an authentic example of a human scholar, his behaviour still naive and curious.
See, he makes notes even as we speak. He thinks he studies us.
Yes, male, a drone of some sort. Their caste system is obscure.
Indeed. Many find his softness repulsive, but it is helpful to think of newly hatched grubs. And note, even when alone, he attempts to hide his pulpy body by draping it in an integument. I like to think he recognises the superiority of the exoskeleton.
Others have said that he simply imitates us, but Huang has spoken of a past when his ancestors encased themselves in iron.
Yes, you may converse with him, though he believes almost no time has passed since his arrival. Can I ask you not to mention this? To avoid spoiling his pristine condition, I mean.
Ah, this is a topic he pursued when he was last out of stasis. He continues his train of thought as though there was no interruption.
He notes that the species we conquer become useful to us. He cites the translator bug as an example, and wonders what role his own kind might fill.
I have already furnished a safe answer to this. The translator is explaining that time has been too short to decide.
What a droll suggestion! Yes! We shall ask him what talents he thinks he has to offer.
Ah, that cannot be right. He says his kind have thinkers we might learn from. The translator must have made a mistake. Huang mentions Confucius, which is possibly linked to their word, confusion. I apologise. I shall return him to stasis.
You understand he is not aware that an attempted nuclear strike on a Hiveship caused his planet to be dismantled some time ago.
Now moving on.
Sentient herbivores are another rarity. This species is harmless, long-lived and philosophical. The individual on display will cogently argue it is trapped in a simulation of some sort.
Feel free to try and convince it otherwise.
