The God of Gaps

Author: R. J. Erbacher

I came out of the ship carrying equipment and my sightline went up to the base of the hill we had landed next to. The preacher was standing there, looking down at the captain. Captain Lane was crushed under a boulder the size of a compact car. The preacher’s stare came up to meet my eyes and I saw the apathy of a blind statue.

Dropping the container I was holding, I charged in that direction. He calmly turned and jogged up into the heights. It took me maybe fifteen seconds to reach the spot where the captain was lying. He was dead, the rock having crushed everything below his shoulder blades. The area around his head was splattered with what must have been a fountain of expelled blood. The massive stone could not have been lifted by one man, maybe not even ten men, and it could not have fallen off anything as there was nothing above it. I only hesitated a few moments before continuing the chase.

I was the Load Specialist of a five-person team that was sent to this planet to investigate its mining potential. Somehow, Dr. Sayer, a hierarchy for the God of Gaps, managed to weasel passage on the trip as well, through his powerful contacts. He was supposed to be a religious ambassador. To who, we wondered? This place was believed to be uninhabited, though not yet confirmed. Throughout the whole journey, the rhetoric of his dialogue with us was about the miracles his deity could perform. Quelling storms, healing the lame, vanquishing enemies of his faith. Possibly moving boulders?

I followed the tracks his boots made in the dust, turning indiscriminately as he ascended the mountain. And then suddenly there were no more. It was as if a strong wind had swept the imprints away. Or he had inexplicably been lifted off the ground. I searched in every direction. There was only an opening up ahead. I cautiously went that way.

Over the decades, the religious order had diminished in popularity and fellowship, as more of the earth’s mysteries were solved by science. But with the advent of hyper-space travel and the discovery of habitable planets in the last century, renewed optimism had caused a resurgence in the faith of the masses. ‘He was the creator of all worlds.’ Dr. Sayer seemed to be the leadman on that front. Yet a discovery of intelligent life in another star system could derail the fragile theology permanently.

The first crew member to die was our science administrator and co-captain, Lieutenant Mason. He never made it out of hibernation. Somehow a toxin leaked into his oxygen line that our engineer explained should not have been able to happen. Mason was set to substantiate the prospect of life on the planet. This close to our destination it was determined that the voyage would go on. Then, a week later Nancy Singh, the world’s foremost astrogeologist, was found dead in her room, apparently from a suicide. There was no note, no medical history even hinting that she had a psychological problem and before she retired to her quarters, she talked about how enthusiastic she was to see the new planet. There was, however, documentation that she had rebuffed Dr. Sayer’s advances on several occasions. And finally, as we were orbiting the planet to descend, an antenna had been dislodged and had to be reconnected by our engineer Chambers before it was lost in the landing. While outside on the EVA something pierced Chambers’ spacesuit that came from the direction of the ship at a high velocity. He tumbled off into endless space. The cameras could not pick up what the object was or where it came from. We were instructed by mission control to land, deploy the surveying instruments and return immediately. Captain Lane was killed even before we were finished unloading.

As I entered the clearing, I came to the edge of a precipice. Standing on the other side, across a gorge of about twenty-five to thirty meters was the preacher. I scanned for any way that he could have traversed the distance but there was no bridge, no vines, nothing. Dr. Sayer stood there, his arms raised in supplication as he loudly voiced a prayer up to the sky, claiming that he had been the conveyance of the pious purpose to this mission.

I pulled out my pistol and shot him in the chest. He fell the distance off the cliff and crumpled below into a mangled lump of human.

I guess his god didn’t see that coming.

My Forever Home

Author: Paul Burgess

My first two wishes have gone exactly as intended. The debilitating vertigo and dryland seasickness have cleared up instantly. I’ve escaped the month-long perceptual funhouse, not the least bit fun, of the appropriately named labyrinthitis, and as far as I can tell, there are no monkey’s paw-style “be careful what you wish for” consequences resulting from my first wish to end the dizzy spells and unreliable perception or my second one to have enough money in my bank account to cover this month’s rent. “If I were in a cautionary tale, I’d have died instantly or gained the horrifying power to shape the world to match my warped sensory processing,” I think silently.

I’d worried less about the wish to cover my rent because I hadn’t greedily demanded the obscene wealth of an American tycoon but rather the modest $1,500 needed to compensate for the work that I’d missed due to labyrinthitis. However, I still call to check on my mother immediately after receiving the funds because I want to make sure that the windfall has nothing to do with life insurance; I’m desperate, but I’d never sacrifice my precious mother. She is mildly surprised by my sudden concern but certainly alive.

Tariq is not blue, more of a light bronze, but the dread has been purged from the blend of dread and hope I’d felt when he popped out of the thrift store oil lamp I’d bought as a conversation piece and potential prop in a video. Having decided that he’s less of a horror anthology genie and more of a Disney one, I’m eager to make my final wish, set Tariq free, and give him a figurative five-star rating.

He’s interpreted the spirit rather than the letter of my first two wishes, so I tell myself he must be joking when I’m instantly transported into a cramped, dark space smelling of old oil and brass. I call out to him, but he doesn’t answer. My increasingly desperate shouts of “Tariq!” are thrown back at me as mocking echoes.

Was finding a new captive for the lamp a condition of his freedom, or was my request for a new “forever home”, free of mortgage payments or rent, worded too carelessly? I don’t know if I can grant wishes or not. “Assuming I’m now a genie,” I tell myself, “I’d never, as Tariq had done, purchase my own freedom at the expense of another’s captivity,” but I wonder how many years or even centuries he’d told himself the same.

Ingress

Author: Sukanya Basu Mallik

Every evening, Mira and Arun huddled in the glow of their holo-tablet to devour ‘Extended Reality’, the hottest sci-fi novel on the Net. As pages flicked by in midair, lush digital fauna and neon-lit spires looped through their cramped flat. Tonight’s chapter promised the Chromatic Gates—legendary portals that blurred the line between reader and reality.

Mira traced a fingertip through the floating text. “I wish we could step inside,” she whispered.

Arun laughed. “Yeah and never come back.”

A soft chime signaled the chapter’s climax. The tablet flickered. Words swirled into vortices. Alarmed, Mira cupped the device—but the whirlpool of letters tore free and engulfed them.

Arun opened his mouth, but only pixels emerged. Mira reached out—and her hand dissolved into code. The holo‑tablet winked out. Their living room vanished.

They landed beside a crystalline lake framed by glass-steel trees. A neon sun arced overhead. The skyline was straight from the novel’s cover art. Mira gasped. “We’re in Eidolon Park.”

Arun ran a hand through his hair. “No way. It’s impossible.”

Footsteps rang out. A tall figure in a flowing white coat approached, eyes gleaming like data streams. “Welcome, readers,” the Curator intoned. “You’ve overstayed your authorizations. Extended‑reality tourists must be deported at once.”

Mira tightened her grip on Arun’s arm. “Deported? How?”

The Curator raised a slender hand. “Please don’t resist. The extraction protocol is merciful.”

Arun shoved her behind him. “We’re not going anywhere until you tell us how to get back!”

He flicked his wrist; words from the novel’s glossary scrolled into existence. Arun leapt forward, weaving them into a binding chant. The Curator hesitated—the code shimmered.

Mira joined in, her voice steady. She remembered the Author’s Note about narrative loopholes. They chanted: “Scriptbreaker—Lexicon—Nullify!”

A crack fractured the sky. The neon sun shuddered. The Curator tried to clamp the rift—but the readers surged through.

They hit the floor of their flat, the tablet lying inert between them. Dust motes drifted in the lamplight. Arun scooped it up. The screen glowed: “Chapter 27: The Homecoming.”

Mira exhaled. “They rewrote us back.”

Arun tapped “Next.” The tablet displayed a single line:
Error 404: Reader not found.

They stared at each other, hearts pounding. Somewhere deep in the code, the Curator waited—beyond the next page.

Gilded Cage

Author: Robert Gilchrist

The door snicked shut behind the Dauphin. Metallic locks hammered with a decisive thud. He breathed a sigh of relief. He was safe.
Jogging into the room was the Invader. Wearing a red holo-mask to obscure distinguishing features, the figure came up to the door and began running their hands over it as if inspecting a priceless painting.
“You lost,” the Dauphin cackled in glee. Realizing the Invader couldn’t hear – the panic room being soundproofed – he pressed the intercom button. “No getting in now. I can survive in here for days.”
The Invader merely continued their examination. How had they gotten onto the ship? Maybe from the last supply delivery from that disgusting planet. Someone down there would be eviscerated for this. The Invader stepped back and nodded.
The Dauphin mocked his antagonist through the window that looked out at the other side of the locked door. “The only way to blast in would be to blow this ship apart. And even then, the room would probably survive.”
Without speaking – Why didn’t they speak? – the Invader removed their backpack and produced a cylindrical containment unit. From out of this slid a box no larger than a pack of cigarettes.
“Taking a breather before you make a fool of yourself?” The Invader placidly moved towards the door. A faint humming began as they walked closer. “What is that? Some sort of lock pick?” The noise grew louder. The Dauphin felt a vibration through the soles of his bare feet. He hadn’t grabbed his slippers when the Invader attacked him in his sleeping quarters.
The strange device flew out of the Invader’s hand and slammed into the door. The Dauphin flinched, praying the salesman hadn’t lied about the fortitude of this exorbitantly priced security feature.
Seconds ticked by – nothing.
“That’s it?” the Dauphin jeered, hoping his sudden panic hadn’t been obvious. He saw the rectangle now affixed to the door, lying along the frame as well. “All that, just for a magnet?”
“Not a magnet,” the Invader said, their voice electronically distorted by the ever-shifting mask. “Neutron star.”
“A star? You trying to burn me out of here? Read my lips – TEMPERATURE. CONTROLLED.”
“It’s not for getting you out.” The Invader replaced the containment unit inside their pack. “It’s about keeping you in.”
The Dauphin paused. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Neutron stars can have magnetic fields billions – even trillions – of times stronger than Earth’s. One’s inside that device, shrunk to the size of a pencil tip. And now that it’s stuck on that door, it’s never coming off.”
Anxiety began to choke the Dauphin’s windpipe. He crossed to the control panel inside the room and tried unlocking the door. A whirring noise that grew to a grinding came from inside the wall. A red warning flashed on the screen – ERROR.
“Let me out.” The Invader walked away. The Dauphin shouted at his captor to release him, that they could have anything they wanted, that money and power were no matter, that they could be made King of Earth for all he cared – no one in the heavens, hidden on their own private ships, worried about that mudball anymore – just get him out of this suffocating prison.
No one heard these pleas. The intercom wasn’t on.

No Future For You

Author: Julian Miles, Staff Writer

Flickering light is the only illumination in the empty laboratory. A faint humming the only noise. At the centre of a mass of equipment sits an old, metal-framed specimen tank, edges spotted with rust. Inside whirls a multi-coloured cloud, source of both light and sound. This close to it, the humming resolves into a low murmuring, like that of quiet conversation.
A figure steps into view, skinsuit reverting to a jaunty pattern of orange and gold diamonds. Ace pauses and idly scratches his ribs. He leans forward to peer at the tank.
“‘Cloud’ isn’t usually this literal. What kind of computer are you?”
He straightens up.
“Huh. Sent to find the AI at the heart of a terrorist organisation, all I find a fishtank full o’ smoke. Marvellous.”
He leaps casually over the tank, landing silently on the far side. No difference. No wires, no nothing. But the humming has stopped.
With a sigh, he prepares his explosives.
“Whatever. You’re the valuable target, or it’s somewhere very near. The mad security about this place nearly spotted me, which is a first.”
Slapping the charges on the lower edges of the tank, he sticks slim detonators in with a flourish, then spins to one side on feeling of something arrive behind him.
A familiar voice makes him straighten up with a smile.
“Ace of the Paranormal Operations Commando, you should not be here.”
He grins.
“Skyclaw! You know I can’t resist a challenge. Did you set up the security, lady?”
“No. I just supplement it. You can fool every device on the planet, but not a paranoid insomniac as well.”
He laughs.
“So I’m caught. What next?”.
The light increases. A quiet chorus speaks from behind him: “In finding us, your futures end.”
Ace spins to face the tank, eyes wide with realisation. He nearly manages to turn back before her blades carve through lungs and heart.
She twists the blades free. The body drops, skinsuit turning black.
Reaching down, she closes his eyes. The skinsuit shows patches of white where her tears land.
“Dammit, Cloud, he was a good guy.”
“Once a lover of yours. We knew, and are deeply sorry. We will keep his memory for you.”
She wipes her eyes. With a deep breath, she flicks her hair back and wonders how many more losses Cloud of Eight expects her to gloss over with a smile and an offhand comment.
“Thanks, cloudy.”
Probably a lot. Their plans tend to be careless of collateral damage… And this is not a time to get into that.
“No problem, skyfluff.”
Ace’s nickname coming from Cloud of Eight hits her like a shock rod. The floor rushes up to meet her.
“Sorry, dear heart. Our facility is secure, but you are far from hale. We can live without your obsessive attention to detail for a little while. Balance yourself.”
“I’m going to smudge your tank while you’re meditating, you gaseous gangster.”
Skyclaw hears the delicate chuckle that’s the remains of a childhood friend. Cloud of Eight keeps their promises: Hester’s laugh will never die.
“That’s just mean. I might be tempted to interfere with your shower controls every now and then if you did that.”
Skyclaw howls with laughter, then rolls onto her back and lets the tears flow.
“Got the running water sorted, thanks. Pass me a towel.”
They chuckle again.
“Rude woman, get it yourself – but after you shower. We can see what those waterworks have done to your face paint: you wouldn’t thank us for letting you out sooner.”

Drugs Awareness Day

Author: David Barber

Teachers make the worst students, thought Mrs Adebeyo.

They drifted in, chattering, and filling up tables according to subject. At the front sat four English teachers. One of the women was busy knitting. Mrs Adebeyo was already frowning at the click of needles.

At the back was a row of men looking awkward in jeans. It was a day off teaching science and they were making the most of it.

“Look what it says about you on this desk, Frank,” Mrs Adebeyo heard one say.

Mrs Adebeyo was a large, imposing woman, wearing a coloured robe and an intricately folded headscarf, and when she clapped her hands the room fell silent.

She held up a scope.

“This is the future.”

Forget De Quincey transfixed in dens of opium by serpents of blue smoke rising, or the little Liberty Cap mushroom which witches flying high on magic ate.

She began with Gödel, the very first of the mathematical drugs, a neurofix invented by MIT postgrads made grantless by the last financial crash.

A scope held to the eye delivered code that hacked the brain’s reality routines. A brief nirvana whiteout. They say Zen-like flashbacks of indifference ruined a generation of Wall Street traders.

She took another scope from its niche in her case.

“Sisyphus, the most common legal code.”

The scope of choice for wage-slaves, gilding their chains, making tedium exquisite.

“What we need,” murmured one of the men at the back.

Mrs Adebeyo had delivered this talk many times and the next part always caused the most trouble. Who could blame churches for grabbing their market share by scoping Godhead into ads?

“Should be banned,” said someone, and others murmured agreement.

Angels real as those on the road to Damascus, or so they argued at the scopes trial. Caveat fidelis.

“If it leads one unbeliever to Jesus—” said the woman with the knitting.

“I heard they can modulate code into car headlights—”

“No, they can’t.”

“What about ad zones in malls then? Done with lasers.”

Brand loyal, like eager martyrs to the flames, all beers but Bud will taste like piss, the code insists.

“As long as there’s a warning—”

Was Mrs Adebeyo the only one to think there was no difference now between liking and being made to like and it was already too late?

Streetwise kids baited her by talking about illegal one-shot scopes, but she didn’t expect these teachers to ask about code like Bliss that tickled pleasure centres of the brain, or Climax which…

“Why should I have to wear filters?” someone complained.

She had ten minutes left at the end of the session and handed round the information packs and posters to put up in classrooms.

Remember kids, keep those filters set to safe.

Beware the sudden urge to stare.

“Yes, Gödel is legal,” she told a young woman teacher who was surely too timid and mousey to be fed to a class of reluctant teenagers.

“Unless you are driving or operating machines,” she added absently, her eye on the clock. If she finished early there would be time to go and sit in her car and scope Bliss.

She clapped her hands, bracelets jingling.

After lunch there would be a session on Weapons of Mass Belief.

“Anyone who thinks they aren’t affected by these issues should call the Deprogram Helpline,” said Mrs Adebeyo.