Whipped Cream

Author : Thomas Desrochers

Ellie’s leg was broken. They couldn’t run any more.

Andre gently eased her up against a grimy brick wall, trying to ignore the grimace of pain cracking across her porcelain face. “It’s going to be alright, love,” he whispered. “It’s going to be alright.”

He could hear the hooting, the hollaring, the screaming of the bugs behind them. There was sporadic gunfire, but not for long. Andre glanced up at the sky – it was a deep green, almost black. There was no sun today.

“Andre,” Ellie whimpered. “You need to keep going. Don’t stay here just because I can’t keep going.” She was crying, the tears gliding down to dangle desperately on the tip of her nose.

Andre grabbed her hand and squeezed it. “I’m not going to just leave you here,” he told her. Where could he run to, anyways? The last ships off were leaving any minute.

There was a distant roar of massive rockets engaging. A stale, warm wind began blowing down the alleyway. They were leaving now. There really was nowhere to go.

Andre slid down the wall next to Ellie and idly rubbed his thumb along her fingers as she squeezed his hand. He let out a long, deep breath. This was it, he realized. There would be no more running, no more laughing and playing, no more love under the cover of night, no more Ellie, no more Andre… There would be no more anything.

And it was going to hurt more than anything else. Bugs liked to torture.

Ellie leaned over and rested her head on Andre’s shoulder and closed her eyes. She was getting cold. Shock was a side-effect of a double compound fracture, it seemed. The air was beginning to reek of blood.

“Ellie,” he said. “Ellie. Do you remember the time we were at your sister’s house making whipped cream?”

“Yeah,” she whispered. A smile crept across her lips.

He laughed softly. It was hollow and empty, but she couldn’t tell. It was for her benefit. “We had that big huge bowl of it, it must have been eight liters of the stuff. And then you accidentally bumped it, and down it went!”

“Right onto the cat,” she murmured.

“Right onto the cat,” he agreed. “And that cat sped off through the house covered in whipped cream, hissing and mewing while your sister ran on after it yelling, ‘no, get back here, get back here!’”

Ellie giggled softly. “She was cleaning whipped cream off of things for an hour.”

Andre quietly pulled an old revolver from his pocket. “Right. And the sun was shining through the windows and your mother was going off again about how they don’t do things like they used to.” He checked the cylinder. One round left. “And I said to you, ‘So, how would you feel about marrying a bum like me?’”

She poked him gently in the side. “You just think you’re funny.”

The bugs were getting louder. They were getting closer.

“I was so nervous that you would say no.” He could hear their skittering. Their time was up. Andre ran a hand through Ellie’s hair. “I love you so much. So, so much.”

“I love you too. You make me so happy,” she replied.

The gunshot was like a peal of thunder, her mind and personality sprayed across the wall like so much red paint.

The bugs found him quickly after that. They made him scream until he couldn’t remember her name.

 

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Piñata

Author : Daniel M. Bensen

Flaming debris rained over Warsaw.

“We got another one,” Specialist first rank Donaldson sat back in his chair and sighed happily at the red fireball against the blue sky. “Its over non-US territory, but we shot it before the Russians, so we’ll get first dibs on the goodies.”

“If the Russians play fair,” said Specialist Fourth Rank Nuñoz, “which they won’t.”

“Then we just need to beat them to the debris site.” Even now, priceless high tech junk would be cracking windows, splashing into rivers, pocking farmyard dirt. “Wheeg, get the Nationals on the horn.”

Wheeg, the translator gave a thumbs-up. She was already talking rapid-fire Polish into the telepathy sticker on the back of her hand. One of the first alien devices to find military application.

“Well that’s it then,” Donaldson said. “Nuñoz, break out the champagne. We get the rest of the day off, and then we’re back to watching the skies tomorrow.”

Nuñoz placed a fluted glass in Donaldson’s hand. “Cheers, sir.”

“Cheers.” Donaldson squeezed and the glass immediately frosted. Formerly tepid Brut sparkled.

“What’s that look?” Donaldson said, “Something wrong?”

“Nothing sir. It just feels” Nuñoz sipped from his self-cooling glass. “Bad?”

“Bad how? The aliens don’t respond to our communications. They don’t move or slow down. If one of those ships of theirs hits the earth, it would be a catastrophe worse than the one that killed the dinosaurs. And that’s assuming they don’t start vomiting alien death-soldiers. Even if they were the friendliest little green men in the universe, their diseases might still bring about the end of human civilization. This,” Donaldson passed a hand through the virtual workstation floating in the air in front of him, “is much safer.”

“For us, maybe.”

“Who else should we be worried about? Tell you what.” Donaldson downed his drink. “Next time you hit one, I’ll get you out on the ground searching for goodies that come out.”

 

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Comeback

Author : Duncan Shields, Staff Writer

The pins and needles stopped caressing her body. Her muscles twitched to life as she took her first gasping steps out of the cryotube and lit a cigarette from the pack beside her clothes. She tossed back the two whiskey shots provided by the rider in her contract. After she had picked up her guitar and tried out the fine motor control tests on the chords, she noticed the red envelope taped to the small desk in the middle of her waking chamber.

She opened it:

October 20th, 2344

Dear Janey Starr (nee Alice Winthrope)

Further to a shareholder’s/publicity meeting held on January 16th, 2337, we regretfully confirm that your employment with us is terminated from October 20th, 2344 with immediate effect.
This is due to your position having to be made redundant, and in no way reflects your performance of your job, which has been entirely satisfactory/excellent.

The last ‘Legends of Yesteryear’ concert was not entirely sold out and as you know, popular music has continued to evolve as the decades go by. In a ranking of longevity popularity, you have come to be on the bottom of the list. We’ve had to add higher-grossing artists to the top of the bill and remove the least popular acts from the bottom. (see attached studies and lists in appendix 1) That was you and three others. The other three are not from your time frame so their names will not be familiar to you. It’s a testament to your talent that you’ve lasted as long as you have with us.

As stated in the minutes of the meeting (included here), the terms of your redundancy are as follows.

A payment to the order of 800 NWD dollars adjusted for deflation (see appendix 2a for your time frame equivalent). An iStar credit rating boost of 11 per cent (see appendix 2b for your time frame equivalent). Class 4 mating, smoking, and drinking privileges. (see appendix 2c for your time frame equivalent). Free access to your savings from your initial investments with your original bank. (see appendix 3 for changes to your bank’s interest rates and company holdings during your storage).

Don’t hesitate to get in touch with us for a letter of reference. Please vacate this cryochamber immediately. Make sure to take all your personal belongings. Temporary housing and employment options will be provided for you for one month.

A representative will be waiting outside the chamber for you. Have an enjoyable life.

Yours sincerely

Acquisition Entertainment Star Services Incorporated

Well, thought Janey Starr, it’s not the first time I’ve hit the ground running. All I need to do now was write some hit songs and sing them. Find a few bars close to where I live and show them my stuff.

It was time for a comeback tour.

 

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Union Blues

Author : Steve Smith, Staff Writer

“That suit’s not safe on my dock,” the voice boomed across the row of vacant lifter pads to the mezzanine, “who gave you clearance to come out here?” Horik’s visor was up, the bulky exo-suit exaggerating his movements as he marched across the deck.

“You must be Horik,” the taller of the three men stepped to the railing, gripped it in both hands and grinned, “just the man we wanted to see.” Behind him, similarly clad in dark matte-fabric three piece affairs, the man’s companions unbuttoned their jackets exposing large handled handguns tucked in their waistbands.

“Horik, my good man, we’ve come to improve your working conditions. We’re bringing your High Mars Orbiteers into the fold of the Dock Workers’ Nine Three. Wage protection, health benefits, job security, everything the working man could wish for.”

Horik stopped a few meters away from the trio and surveyed the slick figure, grinning as he was like the Cheshire cat.

“We’ve already got that, without paying percentage to you, so why bother?” Horik unhitched an arm from within the rig and scratched absently at the crisscross of scars across his scalp.

“Security my good man, there are dozens of recruits landing here every week, any one of them, should he want your job more than you do, could render you redundant by simply performing better and you’d be out of a job. No security. No second chances. What work for a dock hand on Mars who’s been cast out of the dock yard?” He spread his arms wide, his grin equally so. “As part of the nine three everyone who’s started since you lifted your first load would have to be let go before you had to worry about your job. Isn’t that what you really want to know? That you’re guaranteed employment for as long as you wish it?”

Horik unhitched his other arm and began cracking his knuckles one by one.

“I didn’t catch your name.” Horik looked up and paused.

“You can call me Mr. Patroni.” Again with the Cheshire cat smile.

Horik chuckled and returned to his knuckle cracking.

“Suppose Patty, that one of your cronies there, obviously not with your outfit as long as you, seeing as they’re backup and you’ve got all the big lines, suppose one of them could do your job better than you.” He paused, flexing his fingers and began hitching back into the exo-suit. “Suppose you no longer are convincing in your sales-lady role. By your rules, your boss would have to fire both your boys there and likely a good number more before he could fire you. Then what? Your outfit’s had to give up the young talent, the up and coming, the future movers to cut out the festering boil that’s your sorry ass. That doesn’t sound very efficient to me.”

“It’s Mr. Patroni,” the grin cooled into a tight smile, “and you’ll find I can be very convincing. Your workers will sign with the nine three, and you can be on the inside or the outside, that’s entirely up to you.”

“Well Patty, it’s kind of funny you say that,” Horik fired up the suit’s comm’s system as he closed his visor, the remaining words blasting amplified through the loudspeaker on his shoulder, “I warned you about suits and safety on my dock.” Red lights started strobing along the length of the loading bay as the atmosphere was evacuated and the outer doors began to rumble open.

“In our world, Patty my dear, if you’re a screwup – you’re dead, and if you’re deadweight, you’re on the street. You can be on the inside or the outside yourself, also entirely up to me.”

He paused, relishing the panicked looks as he closed the distance and navigated the stairs. By the time he reached them, their mouths were opening and closing like dry fish, weapons forgotten. They couldn’t hear him explain why he threw the gunmen out the doors before Mr. Patroni, but he figured they’d appreciate the union protocol.

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Anchoring Shot

Author : Ian Hill, of 14

The crimson clothed hunter stood leaning against a large boulder smoking a cigar lazily, his pointed brown fedora angled towards the ground to ward off any unnecessary light. His outfit was a mismatched black and red military formal with large collars and buttons, it gave him quite a distinct look.

“Oi, there’s one.” came the soft voice of his partner, Alexander Flynn.

The hunter nodded slowly and brought his rusted metal and wooden rifle up. Quite an old bolt-action firearm, but he was proud of it. He had even named it the Norbrück. Peering at the sky he looked for what Alexander had indicated, and finally found it. A singular long squid-like entity floated loftily through clouds, looking around lazily with a single wide eye. It had a thin, almost invisible, chain anchoring it to the ground. These creatures were called the Avial by the locals, magnificent beasts said to keep the planet from falling into the vast void of nothingness known as space.

Shouldering his antiquated rifle the hunter peered through the slightly offset scope. “Probably a five, maybe even six hundred pounder.” he said quietly and did a quick mental calculation. “That would fetch around 10,000 credits with the Keitl.”

“By all means, shoot it.” said Alexander excitedly, looking at the squid in anticipation.

“I plan to, son.” replied the hunter evenly.

The Avial traced lazy circles in the sky ponderously, it was a wonder they even managed to stay afloat.

After a few seconds of steadying his rifle and controlling his breathing patterns the hunter let loose a single round. The bullet sailed through the air in a minor arch and eventually impacted the squid-like creature directly in the side, sending it spiraling out of control. The Avial folded in upon its self and careened towards the ground. After many seconds of falling the squid contacted the ground with a sickening thud, the two men surged towards it to claim their prize. Stepping over rocks and leaping across crevasses the hunter and his partner located the gelatinous body of the dead creature with its thin chain trailing off into the distance.

“Good shot.” said Alexander, crouching beside the Avial with wide eyes.

“Easy shot.” the hunter amended. “Get that thing compressed and packed up, I want to make it back to the Hinterlands before night to bag a couple of snow whales.”

With a brief nod Alexander set to work at storing and preserving the game.

The hunter cycled the bolt and chambered another round in his rifle, peering up at the sky which had grown ominously dark.

“How big do these things get, Alex?”

“I dunno. There were some stories from this planet’s mythology that spoke of some many miles wide.” he replied in a bored tone still working on the Avial.

A huge chain with impossibly vast links appeared on the horizon, spiraling up into space and eventually connecting to an enormous blue spear-like blotch which was descending quickly towards the surface.

“How much do you think that one would fetch on the Keitl market?” asked the hunter in a queer tone.

Alexander looked up slowly, searching for another of the squid. His eyes finally widened in understanding.

Soon enough the giant Avial blocked out the whole sky, extending long tendrils of electricity towards the hunter and his partner.

“I think I’m going to need a larger caliber.” said the hunter matter-of-factly.

 

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