by submission | Aug 22, 2019 | Story |
Author: Robb White
“God, not Apophis again,” Eddie said. He set the tray in the middle of the table.
“‘fraid so,” Kathy sighed. “They started up as soon as you left. All the bars in town and we choose the space nerds hangout.”
“I beg your pardon,” Bill said, “but as a card-carrying member in good standing in that prestigious society, you’re being unfair, Kath.”
Bill and Jason, new-hires at the Center for Near Earth Object Studies, were grad students at Cal Poly and enjoyed one-upping each other with data on asteroids, their masses, speed, and projected impact megatonnage. Eddie’s return interrupted an argument over Apophis’s LD—its lunar distance in missing Earth.
A high-pitched voice behind them said, “Doesn’t it make you think?”
“What?”
“All these recent near misses,” the tall stranger said. “Two within one LD.”
The person belonging to the shrill voice leaned casually closer to their booth, smiling as if he were angling for an invitation to join, which invitation didn’t come.
“Think . . . what?” Eddie asked the stranger.
“The videos of UFOs taken by Navy pilots. People all over the world live-streaming lights, discs, and cigar-shaped objects in the sky. Dozens on Facebook.”
“Shades of Plan Nine,” Bill said, referring to the 1959 Ed Wood sci-fi film. “It’s the Nineteen-Fifties come round again.”
Kathy looked around. “Are you talking about that sci-fi film?”
“He means Planet Nine,” Jason said. “The gravitational effects of the eTNOs—”
“No more shoptalk, pul-lease,” Kathy pleaded. Her ovoid face, furrowed by brow lines, thrilled her boyfriend.
The stranger looked directly at her: “It’s a hypothetical planet in the outer regions of the solar system, ten times more massive than Earth, and we think its gravitational effects are the reason for the improbable alignments of some planets and the orbits of objects.”
“Oh, I see,” Kathy said. She twirled her drink to keep from breaking into a laugh.
An awkward silence, the stranger taking the cue to move on. He received a few muttered “goodbyes,” “see you’s.”
Bill popped up like a prairie dog to watch the stranger exit.
“What a jerk!”
“Who is that weirdo anyway?”
“Did you catch that ‘we’ business? Like he’s some JPL big shot at NASA.”
“I’ve never seen him around CNEOS.”
Kathy laughed; it proved infectious, each critiquing the stranger for his voice, appearance, words.
“That bowl haircut, man,” Eddie said. “It went out with the last state asylum for the insane.”
“Moe Howard has a better-looking cut,” Bill said.
“Yeah, did you clock that squeaky voice?” Jason laughed and thumped the table with his open palm. “He could be the Mothman up from Point Pleasant.”
“He’s right about a couple of things,” Bill said.
“Bill the Buzzkill,” Eddie moaned.
“I mean, Earth has no defense—zero—for asteroid impact. All these close shaves from the last two ‘city killers,’ Twenty-Twelve TC Four and FT-Three. Jetliners fly higher. They’ll do some damage if they were to hit.”
“C’mon, Bill,” Jason said. “Next you’ll be buying his garbage about Planet Nine tilting orbits.”
“But what if there is another Mount Everest-sized rock lurking behind the sun? Twenty-Nineteen snuck past and we didn’t locate it until it was right on top of us!”
As they left, Pasadena’s lights smeared a bubble of haze overhead to block all the stars. Eddie wrapped an arm around Kathy’s hips as they headed off in one direction. Jason said goodnight and crossed the street.
Bill pondered the stranger’s words: They’ve come to see you get obliterated . . . it’s front-row seating at the best show in the universe . . .
by submission | Aug 21, 2019 | Story |
Author: David Barber
These days visitors were few. The slim guidebook mentioned the Palace of the Red Emperors, famed once, but felled by an earthquake and never rebuilt; also the market, where travellers of discernment might purchase items from ages lost; a broken radio, wrist clocks, a set of X-ray plates.
His guide, who called himself Jamshidi, seemed friendly enough, though sly. He led Masterson through the marketplace, waving away stall-holders and dismissing their wares as fakes.
All fakery, he insisted, and vowed to show Masterson the real thing. Doubtless, he had deals with select vendors to recommend them to the outworlder.
“Very delicate,” the merchant began, proffering an ancient light bulb at a price so trifling it would mean robbing himself and depriving his children.
“Very rare,” he added, though a dozen more lay on his stall.
Masterson towered over them both. The outworlder radiated good health and common sense. “And why would I want this?”
Jamshidi and the merchant exchanged glances. “To remember your visit.”
“All recorded.” Masterson tapped his head where the implant was.
His guide’s gold-toothed smile faded.
Perhaps the merchant was less perceptive, or more optimistic. He angled a nameless data disc so that interference patterns chased colours across its surface.
“Like magic,” he said.
The outworlder raised an eyebrow. “You know about magic?”
Afterward, Jamshidi took him aside. “I see you are not here for ruins and trinkets. There is a place of magic the guidebook does not mention. It has a reputation.”
Masterson gave a disinterested shrug; anything more would inflate the price. He would ask about the reputation later.
They perched on local beasts, long-legged and imperious.
“I visit a desert and get sea-sick,” laughed the outworlder as their mounts swayed and lurched across the sands towards an ancient walled building.
Jamshidi pulled at the bell-rope. “The sorcerer will have sensed our coming. If he approves, the gates will…”
The gates opened a little and they squeezed through. An ancient fellow in a threadbare brown cowl greeted them and they followed him down long dim corridors.
Jamshidi translated. “He says his master bids you welcome.”
“Tell him I’m paying for real magic,” Masterson said. “Not card tricks.”
His guide blinked in puzzlement. “Real magic, yes. This apprentice will take you. I shall wait behind because of the risk.”
“Risk?”
“Magic wastes the flesh of those that use it, using them in return.” Jamshidi lowered his voice. “This fellow here is younger than you.”
Masterson glanced uneasily at the apprentice’s gaunt features.
“You know Jamshidi, I think…”
“His master will already have begun; at much cost to himself. You cannot just leave.”
At last, something Masterson understood. He drew himself to his full height. “I’d like to see them stop me.”
“Magic also makes its users cruel. I fear a spell would be cast against you. I have witnessed dreadful things.” He shrugged. “Perhaps this fellow can be bribed to forget you.”
“Forget me?”
“The sorcerer would need your true name. Have we used your true name?”
“I… I don’t think so.”
“Then distract this fellow with money and go.”
“What about you?”
“You already spoke my name.”
Masterson held out banknotes but the man barely glanced at them. He studied the outworlder’s anxious face. In the end, Masterson flung them down and fled back the way they came.
The monk did not understand.
“Outworlders,” Jamshidi said, as he gathered up the money. “They do not comprehend the Godly life.”
He considered almsgiving, and felt pleasantly virtuous. Yes, perhaps the next timed he brought traveller to the hallowed monastery at Isfahan.
by submission | Aug 18, 2019 | Story |
Author: Jeremy Port-Tuckett
They danced until midnight. She kissed him full of hunger. Her chaperone watched from afar.
“I have to go,” she said.
He walked her to the car.
“Who are you?” Dave whispered into the neon. “Where did you come from?”
He watched the lights until they were swallowed by the darkness of the city limits. She had lost her shoe. He picked it up.
“Come inside,” his mother said. He stood in the rain staring into the dark. He didn’t sleep. Too many butterflies.
“Please,” his mother said, “eat.”
He could not.
In the morning he packed a bag. He packed her shoe. His mother cried.
“Don’t go,” she said. He walked out of the city. It was cold but he was warmed by the thought of her.
“I’m coming,” Dave whispered. Moonlight kissed his face. He slept. He dreamed of her. The smoothness of her skin. The manner of her speech. Her clipped tone. Her laugh. It sounded like crystal clockwork. Innocent. In the morning he walked again.
The sea sang a lullaby. He stared at the island. It looked like paradise. He held up the shoe.
“Please,” Dave said.
He waited on the beach, on the night smothered sand. Stars danced in the sea. A voice sang. He followed it into the jungle.
“You have it?” the voice said. Dave nodded.
“This way.”
Dave followed the voice. Lights twinkled among the leaves; red and green. Blue.
“What is this place?” he asked.
“A place of dreams.”
A manicured lawn sprawled under phosphorous plants. Music.
She came to him in the clearing. Limping. She listed to the right. Behind her he saw the chaperone waiting.
“You have it?” the chaperone said.
He passed the chaperone the shoe. She held him. There were tears in his eyes. The chaperone retreated into the jungle. Drenched in moonlight he held her. Drowning in her. They lay down on the grass.
“Come with me,” Dave whispered to her. She slept. Dave listened to her sleeping. It sounded like purring. Her heart was ticking. Dave had never heard a ticking heart before.
A man came. He wore paramedic overalls. He carried the shoe. The man lifted her dress to reveal the socket, the plug of her ankle. Broken. Snapped while dancing. The man shook his head. She woke.
He pushed the shoe on. She smiled.
“Thank you,” she said. Slurring. The man rolled his eyes. He rolled her over so she looked into Dave’s eyes, pressing his finger to her neck.
“Who are you?” Dave asked her.
The man inserted something in the back of her head.
“Ella,” she said. “Version 3.1” The slurring more prominent. The man frowned.
“I’m sorry,” the man said. “Moisture in the circuits. From the grass.”
“I love you Ella,” Dave said pulling his wallet from his pocket.
“I know,” Ella slurred.
“Can I get money off?” Dave asked the man. “This one’s broken.”
by submission | Aug 17, 2019 | Story |
Author: R. J. Erbacher
What is it that grips onto the edge of a shadow in the too-close distance and peers around its corner with yellow pinprick orbs and a spiky grin?
Who is the ethereal figure in the night that I scan for outside my window as the rain sheets down but who I can only see for an instant when the flashbulb sky pops with jagged white shards?
What is that ticking sound, possibly of hooked claws, that taps along the hallway outside my room and halts by the door making me question the validity of the meager metal bolt that secures me?
How is the night sky so enduring and majestic, yet the dozens of pulsing lights that maneuver easily in predetermined formations seem to be watching my every breath and are coming to steal it?
What about the bladed creature that I know is squatting in the corner of my dark room, anticipatory drool dripping onto my hardwood floor, who will only be there if I open my eyes?
When will the atrocities that gather at the outskirts of projected time, discharge into the world, predestined to eliminate the mass of humanity and leaving me alone to cower against the enormity?
What waits afore me, lingers behind me, slithers astride me, hovers above me…all cunningly concealed and just beyond my tentative touch?
Can I persevere until tomorrow?
How is it that the monsters that live inside me, gnawing at my mind and terrifying me beyond any sense of reason, still allow my hand to transcribe all my fears onto the page in bloody black ribbons?
by submission | Aug 16, 2019 | Story |
Author: Hillary Lyon
The beaded curtains sounded like the patter of soft rain as they closed behind Georgina. She navigated the dimly lit room, taking the only seat at the small round table situated in the middle. In the LED candlelight, a crystal ball gleamed in the center of the shawl-covered table. Georgina sighed. Why did she let her roommate talk her into this? A visit to a mystic-bot was likely a complete waste of time and money.
A soft light ignited within the crystal ball; dark blocky letters grew and took shape: “Welcome to Stella’s Parlor, a division of Mystico Entertainment. Please place right palm here for chip scan.” Georgina did as advised, annoyed with herself the whole time. A tiny, tinkling tone signaled her payment had been approved. There go twenty-five credits.
Soft ambient music began to emanate from the corners of the room, almost masking the mechanical swoosh sound of the fortune-teller’s entrance. Stella, the mystic-bot, docked at the table across from Georgina. The bot appeared to be right out of Hollywood Central Casting for horror-movie gypsy fortune tellers, circa 1940. Paisley silk headscarf, jangly bangle bracelets, multiple gold-coin necklaces, a face creased like a road map. Her dark glass eyes met Georgina’s.
“I am Stella. Tell me what you wish to learn. I know all.” The mystic-bot’s mouth moved convincingly.
Georgina cleared her throat. “My boyfriend, will he—”
“Five to ten,” Stella interrupted. The mystic-bot put her hands together, as if in supplication, and continued. “With time off for good behavior.”
“What? No, will he ask me to—”
“His cohorts will testify against him.” Stella droned on.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about! My boyfriend has a great job as a loan officer. He’s honest, he’d never—all I want to know is if we’ll get married! Or am I wasting my time with him?” Georgina was exasperated; Stella obviously had her confused with some other client. Maybe her prediction program was corrupted?
“Your Simon has a gambling addiction, well hidden from those he loves.” The mystic-bot closed her eyes. Georgina could see the glass orbs rolling spasmodically beneath Stella’s silicone lids. She watched in fascination as Stella’s factory-tinted lips moved in silence, as if the bot was whispering prayers; Georgina wondered what deity a mystic-bot would invoke. The God of AI? The Goddess of Entropy?
Georgina refocused on the session. “No,” she objected, “he doesn’t have a problem, he’s a dream come true, and how did you—ah, you learned Simon’s name when you processed my payment,” Georgina realized. “You did an instant search on my name, that’s all. Nothing ‘mystic’ about that. This is a joke.” Georgina began to rise from the table, but Stella clamped onto the woman’s wrist with a machine’s unshakable grip. “Later this very afternoon,” Stella hissed, “he’s arrested for embezzlement. Big time bookies, human hookers involved. You must distance yourself.”
“If you don’t let go, I will report you and your ‘entertainment company’ to the authorities. As it is, I’ll be filing a grievance to get my credits back.” Stella relaxed her hold and Georgina jerked her arm away. Without looking back at Stella, Georgina stormed out through the beaded curtains, ignoring the mystic-bot’s plaintive warning: “Leave him now and save yourself from a world of hurt!”
Standing on the dirty pavement outside Stella’s Parlor, Georgina mashed Simon’s number in on her phone. Her fury quickly morphed into rising panic, and her button-punching became more frantic, as over and over again, the call went directly to voice-mail.
