by submission | Jun 2, 2024 | Story |
Author: Hillary Lyon
Kaz tumbled through the centrifugal force of the prismatic vortex, finally landing on the planet’s surface with a cruel thud. Medical nanobots lining the interior of his suit immediately went to work, infusing themselves through the pores of his skin, worming their way into his bloodstream. From there, the minuscule bots traveled throughout his broken body, quickly repairing each injured organ, each fractured bone.
He woke to a spangled sky on a moonless night. Scanning his surroundings, Kaz noted he’d landed in the middle of some sort of—well, he wasn’t sure. There were organized rows of machines all around. Machines that were two thirds metal, one third glass. Some large, some small. Kaz neared one for closer inspection.
It looked to be some sort of mobile machine, with primitive wheels. A vehicle? Or perhaps, Kaz thought, this is where the robot denizens of this planet rest and recharge, perhaps—
He heard a slam, and approaching footsteps. Kaz ducked into the shadows between two vehicles, and watched a creature—bipedal and about his size—ambulate past his hiding place. The being moved on, until Kaz heard another slam farther away, followed by a brief low rumble softening into a mechanical purr. Which then faded into nothing, telling Kaz that the being had taken one of these conveyance machines and exited the place.
Kaz rose and moved toward the only light source in the area: a small, bright orb positioned high on a thin metal pole situated in the center of this lot. Standing in this illuminated cone, he tapped an emergency code into the device on his wrist; it blinked stupidly until a message came through: No Signal.
Before he could re-enter the code, Kaz became aware of strobing red and blue lights originating behind him. He turned to find two creatures, similar to the one he’d seen earlier, stepping out of a quietly humming vehicle. One shined a blinding beam of light into Kaz’s eyes.
The other creature growled. “Say, buddy, looks like you’re trespassing,” Kaz’s helmet translated. He attempted to respond, but Kaz’s words came out as garbled static, as his outgoing translator was damaged in the fall. So Kaz’s reply was a shrug—universal sign language for, I don’t know.
“A bit early for Halloween,” the first being noted. “Is this a prank?” Kaz didn’t understand the references, so again he shrugged.
“Okay,” the other creature said with impatient authority. “Get in the car.”
The darkly suited creatures grabbed him by each arm and roughly bundled him into the back of their vehicle. Kaz sat inside a cage of some sort with a nicely padded seat, and immediately began tapping in the emergency extraction code into his communications cuff. Again, the device on his wrist blinked in a disorganized fashion, until it finally produced the message: Operating System Update in Progress.
Kaz felt his two hearts sink into his double stomach. The message continued: Temporarily Out of Service.
by submission | Jun 1, 2024 | Story |
Author: Christopher DePree
Kate and I trudged up the hill on our evening walk, heading west of the house to get to the clearing. It was cold, and a thin layer of icy snow crunched beneath each step. The snow was not deep. A buzzard glided slowly across the sky above us, looking for a fallen deer or squirrel. We had smelled something in the woods. Maybe it had too. There wasn’t much canned food left to find anywhere. I heard the repeated crackle of gunfire to the south. Hadn’t heard that for a few days. Maybe some movement in the front lines.
The effect was always best around twilight when the rays of the sun, just over the limb of the Earth, would glint off the millions of shards of shrapnel in orbit, shimmering like sunlight on waves. Kate loved to see it.
No one is sure what started it, but the Kessler Syndrome ended it. The Event. The cascading impact of satellite collisions in crowded low earth orbits had been predicted for decades. I remember the military had been concerned about it. What if we couldn’t launch spy satellites? But whether it was a North Korean missile, or a badly programmed satellite in one of the ten mega constellations that had once orbited the Earth, the end result was the same. Our planet was encased in a cloud of metal pieces, most of which gravity and friction would not clear for a century or more.
“Look, Dad,” said Kate, pointing up. A vast, continuous stream of birds was passing to our west, flying from north to south. The sound was like the start of a storm, a staccato pattering like splashing raindrops, sharp in the cold air. They must have been small birds, their wings beating constantly to bear them up against gravity, propelling them forward. There were small breaks in the flock, but I couldn’t see the beginning or the end.
The Sun had set now and the western sky was an electric blue. I remembered taking digital images, we called them “flats”, in this beautiful light as a student before a long night of observing. That was just before The Event.
And here we were, locked in a cloud of debris encasing the Earth. Models predicted that we might be able to launch spacecraft again in another 50-75 years. In the meantime, people turned inward, separated and tribal.
“Dad,” Kate called again, pointing up. She stood, excited, red cheeked in her pink parka, a bit worn in the elbows. I had fashioned her some mittens out of old socks. I looked at the buzzard circling overhead. Not if I find it first.
Lights shimmered in waves in the sky above, flecks in a snow globe.
by submission | May 31, 2024 | Story |
Author: David C. Nutt
All of us on this mission were eager to explore, chosen from among thousands of applicants as being restless beyond restless to know what was next as we traversed the void.
When we landed on this new planet, we could not believe our eyes. An entire continent developed- farms, industry, homes of every kind. Vehicles, transportation centers, complete infrastructure millions of years ahead of our current technology, and no inhabitants. Wildlife to be sure to include birds and some interesting megafauna, but no sign of the builders. We went to their libraries, their data centers, their movie houses, hospitals. We found out about their culture, what they looked like, their political systems and art- and found no reason why they left. Then, in an ordinary house on a well-kept street, on a kitchen table we found a note: “Beware our lonely planet.” My colleagues laughed, and so did I.
On our third day of exploration the centuries old signs in the cities began changing. All from alien characters to the many varieties of our crew’s native tongues. By day five our languages changed to new amalgam of all our languages. Our transformation was so complete by day 20 we had to use the planet’s library to translate our own instruments and personal journals from our former mother tongues. By day twenty-six we were in a state of anxiety- we knew we had to leave but our planet made it quite clear we could stay. Contrary to what you may think, we did not find this odd or sinister; it just left us all relieved. No one wanted to return to Earth or our homes in the colonies.
Where there was restlessness before, we all now had an evangelistic zeal bordering on mania for our new home. We wanted millions- no, billions of people to come here, join with us. With our planet’s help, we sent fleets of drones back to our launch point, with our message, our invitation. As expected, our collective governments suspected we had come under alien influence…and I suppose we had but our new home made it quite clear if we wanted to leave we could. In a moment of either zeal or bravado I volunteered to go back to our former home to bring them our invitation in person to come and colonize with us, but as soon as my space craft cleared orbit I was so overwhelmed with sadness I couldn’t bear being away. I programmed the return and landed to a tear-filled reunion and not one unkind word.
Now we wait. Some thousand or so have arrived since our landing and we are expecting more, much more to follow. All who have come here have set themselves up in homes according to their desire and need. We’ve taken up trades, revived the traditional arts. We are reviving the old ways, singing the old songs in older temples.
The first child was born a month ago and her parents named her Harnuit, after our planet’s longest river. It seems all of us have pair bonded and soon more children will be born. My spouse and I are having twins and feel them inside me- a boy and girl. They will be Zsa and Ool, after the twin plateaus that are in the center of our continent.
As we gaze back to the time of ancestors that were never ours, and forward to a time when we will again be billions, this we know for sure; none of us will willingly leave ever again and no one will ever be lonely.
by submission | May 30, 2024 | Story |
Author: Marijean Oldham
The Mississippi only ran backwards, south to north, twice that we know of. First time was during the earthquakes of 1812. And the second was the day the meteor fell.
In the months that followed, we felt a drop in our stomachs any time we crested the hill to reach what used to be downtown. “I see the Arch,” someone would say, just like we used to, even though we didn’t. Not anymore.
The Mississippi raged backwards through the crater left by the meteor. What wasn’t obliterated by the impact was now underwater; remnants of Busch Stadium, scores of office buildings, and on the other side of the river where the land is low, the strip clubs and slaughterhouses; all gone.
Smug in our survival, we said, “Thank goodness we’re on the right side,” and we meant what remained of St. Louis past the banks of the Mississippi; its industry and opportunity, its arts culture and academia, its wealth and prosperity.
Proposals to rebuild the bridges, to connect again east and west, came and went.
“They take our jobs,” we said. “Murderers! Drug addicts!” we said, even though some of us still had family in Illinois.
That spring, we watched the Cards warm up at Lou Brock Sports Complex out in St. Charles County. The home of the Lindenwood Lions became the temporary home of the Redbirds; the rest of their season played “away.” As the weather warmed, we ate our Imo’s pizza sitting on our stoops and argued the merits of various frozen custards.
We forgot about those others on the opposite side of the rushing river, surging again on its reverse back to a southerly flow; its new width in the city causing additional retreat to the west.
Soon we forgot the Illinoisans. Who were they, anyway? Migrant workers and strippers? Cubs fans? Catholics? Even though no one talked about it, we figured we had enough of all of that on our side, anyway.
And then someone said, “I miss the east side,” by which was meant the topless bars, the casinos, the racetrack. We remembered then, the taste of beer in cheap plastic cups, Marlboro Lights smoked indoors, the prime rib lunch the boss bought us one time at the strip club; surprisingly delicious. In Illinois, the impact took out the Diamond Cabaret; flooding ruined everything from Larry Flynt’s, to PT’s down in Centreville. We wistfully recalled the body glitter left behind in our beards and on our chests as we dragged ourselves home in the wee hours of the morning. Regrets kept like talismans; close to our hearts.
It wasn’t long before local government sought to incorporate what we now recalled we’d lost in the impact. Entrepreneurs smelled opportunity. There was a rush to change the laws.
We kept the sin in the south this time, with no natural elements to separate us; only housing prices, a low unemployment rate, and a well-cultivated culture of community.
by submission | May 29, 2024 | Story |
Author: Jennifer Thomas
“Friends of space, how are you all? Have you eaten yet? Come visit us if you have time.”
—Greeting in Amoy, one of 55 languages on the “Golden Record” sent toward interstellar space on Voyager 2, 1977 CE
[Transcript: Testimony of Android 32XX, International Academy of Sciences, March 9, 2072]
Ladies and Gentlemen,
What? Oh, sorry!
Gentle Humans,
Thank you for bringing me here today. As you know, NASA launched the Voyager spacecrafts in 1977, hoping for contact with extraterrestrial life. However, it would take the ships 40,000 years to reach another planetary system. Some of you were too impatient to wait that long. [Laughter]
So in 2032, a team of smart, discreet women…What? Oops, pardon! A crackerjack team of scientists deployed my spacecraft using an Alcubierre warp drive. The team had solved the not-insignificant engineering challenges involved, while restricting travel to sub-lightspeeds to avoid pesky causality paradoxes. They kept this work double top secret, to prevent misuse by the morally deficient.
At 95 percent of lightspeed, I reached your closest star, Proxima Centauri, in five years. From there, the sky was the limit. I tooled around for another three years, returning just last week. Forty years have passed on Earth. I see some of you—a tad worse for wear—who saw me off back then! [Cheers]
.
My mission was simple: to make friends on your behalf.
In Year 1, my ship was intercepted by beings in a craft using Antimatter-Matter Annihilation Propulsion. What? It would still take you 100 billion years to produce one gram of antihydrogen? Later, I’ll share how they quickly produce the antimatter they need.
Anyway, the beings boarded my ship, like pirates. But they weren’t out for plunder, they just wanted to talk. And when they talked, butterflyish creatures, not sounds, fluttered out of their mouths! That was when they were in a good mood, which was most of the time. If one was cranky or sad, slug-like things crawled out. I tried to talk to these beings in various ways: beeps, zaps, flashes, and so on. We couldn’t understand each other at all, but our attempts kept us amused and we parted on good terms.
In Year 2, I landed on a planet inhabited by slow-moving silicon-based beings. The sounds they made were not words, but numbers! They were a bit stiff and awkward. You might have graduate students like this. [Laughter] Since they perceive the universe entirely in mathematical terms, they long ago solved the Collatz Conjecture and the Goldbach Hypothesis. Huh? Yes, I’ll give you these solutions, and more. Some of you will be out of a job! [Nervous laughter.]
In Year 3, I met lifeforms who sang eerie, whale-like songs on a planet that seemed to be dying. They showed intense interest in Earth and intend to visit soon. I’ve stored their contact info so you can coordinate.
But Gentlepeople, I must continue later; I’m experiencing crushing fatigue. I’m grateful for your attention today. To quote from the Bard:
If this Android has offended,
think but this, and all is mended:
My capacity for change is limited; indeed, I’m approaching my expiry date. But you have transformed Earth! Frankly, I didn’t expect to return to a healthy planet without sociopaths in charge.
And I hear you wrested control of the space program from your oligarchs, so it serves the people—but the fight got ugly! [Angry shouting]. What? The top-secret design specs for me were destroyed? Oh no… So tired…Urgent need of repair…So much more to tell you…goodblbyezxIrisbuihod sssssssssssssssssss [Commotion in the hall]
[End of transcript]
