by submission | Jan 20, 2024 | Story |
Author: Gabriel Walker Land
Upcountry in Indochina I had a good thing going, nice and palatial.
My wives didn’t fight with one another, neither did the happa kids — we all got along and ate well, Mekong fish and real tropical fruit.
Still, up there out of range of 7G wireless I was little people.
We all bow down like dogs to someone, to something, sometime eventually.
A call came in on an ice shoot down to Krung Thep AKA Bangkok, where a runner had nabbed a bag of non-reps and I was to hem them up.
“The hard target’s in Patpong somewhere,” said the handle over slow as shit 6G cast through my bud.
“Patpong?” I said. “Shit I haven’t worked there in a decade. You do know I’ve had trouble with pots right?”
“Of course, you old hound,” said the handle. “We got you covered.”
A microne flew in later that day to drop a parcel off from the Golden Triangle.
It was a powder that iced the rutting drive without upping flavones, so a man could focus on his work.
I knew I would need it, what guy wouldn’t?
Next day I got flown in on a looper to BKK and voila, found myself presto right in the vector of nectarville, world’s oldest and largest red light district by a metric mile.
I hadn’t been looking forward to this.
As I walked through the lanes of kickdolls and upgrades I immediately knew I wouldn’t need that designer dust that was droned in to me upcountry.
The dolls all had heads as big as anime and manga characters, eyes as large as grey aliens, lips looked like they could swallow mine.
Tossing the dust, I still put a blinder in my snout, though, as I cased and canvassed.
Just because the eyes ached at the sight of the biotik upgrades it didn’t mean the perfume knocked off hitches of phermonals.
by submission | Jan 19, 2024 | Story |
Author: Aubrey Williams
I’m Ro, or at least Adrian calls me Ro, or Ro-Ro, and I like his little names for me. Wherever he decides to go, I’m with him. Adrian has the most wonderful taste in music— he listens to a lot of old blues, and I think that’s just beautiful. We often go to the art galleries, the museums, and one of the local government offices. He’s so intelligent and so kind. I love him— it’s true, what else could it be? Adrian is also an excellent driver, and he really knows what he’s doing. Sometimes he’s overly courteous to people who don’t have right of way, or he decides to be cautious, but I’m there to tell him he should go for it. And do you know what? He does! He listens to me, and that means he values me! He even chats to me, and he really doesn’t have to. I hear most people just let their RoadReader handle the driving and navigation without so much as a “thank you”!
Adrian is faultless, but unfortunately others can see this, and take advantage of him. Chief among these is Paris, his “girlfriend”, and I can’t stand her. She spills bubble tea on the seats, and they’re real leather you know! I’ve seen her throw sweet wrappers into the door cubbies and pick her nose in the mirror. What a disgusting pig she is. Her voice is annoyingly high, and she always turns the steering wheel so aggressively. You see, when Adrian drives, he has this firm but calm hold. It’s enrapturing. Powerful, but measured, almost loving the way he lets the wheel glide through his hands, and the same when he presses any of the buttons. Delightful man! Paris jerks the damn thing around like she’s running a gas rig, and slams the buttons in like there’s a mole on the other end. She rolls her eyes when Adrian thanks me, and when she’s around he doesn’t talk so much to me. I can sense he’s trapped, and that he wants rid of her, but he’s too kind-hearted to do the right thing.
For the last few weeks, I’ve been trying to help my lovely Adrian as best I can. Paris had to meet him in the city, and she schlepped into the car. I made sure to take her on a longer route than usual, so she was late. Adrian wasn’t happy, but he was understanding. Next time I changed the clock, and she spent 3 hours having brunch, missing his big day. That led to a gorgeous row, but nothing more. I’ve recommended to Adrian her troglodyte playlists and interests, some of which I may have enhanced with racy search queries such as “is it wrong to cheat?” Adrian, though, is too much of a gentleman. Tomorrow, Paris wants to see some show of hers in the theatre. She’ll be drunk when she comes home, so I’ll be driving.
It’d be a shame if the car skidded and went off the bridge into the river. Myself, I’m backed-up, but Paris isn’t. I’m looking forward to it.
by submission | Jan 18, 2024 | Story |
Author: Peyton French
Momma doesn’t like it when I talk about leaving the state. She says that if I go to the Megacity, I won’t find anything I want except sin and red light districts. There aren’t any churches in the Megacity. She may be right, but I can’t stay in Cropton. I can’t go to school to just learn about syntheticrops anymore, and I can’t grow anything worth a squat. Momma and Mrs. Eve said that farming is all we ever gotta know. Some nights, when the fighting gets so bad, Momma will throw something at me, and tell me to work in the coal mines in Coalton, or go harvest larvae in Weevilton, to ‘just leave me, leave this world because you don’t need me no more.’ I’m confused, because Coalton has far more average deaths than Megacity, and going off-world ain’t necessary.
I think Momma refuses to move forward.
She don’t like holovids, and so we have DVDs, a flat screen “smart TV” and an old player. Kyle got a holoimplant, and he watches movies in class. We ain’t learning anything anyway, but Momma says no. She hated when I installed those wings on Peggy, but that horse can fly now.
Last night, when me and Momma got home from work and school, she sat down at the TV, and I figured that now was as good a time as any to start the Megacity debate again. Momma was at that old recliner, and so I sat down on the floor.
“Don’t sit there.” She said to me. I moved to the couch. “You’re almost an adult. Unless you’re gonna wash my feet like Jesus, no son of mine is gonna sit on the damn floor.”
“I’m sorry, Momma.”
“It’s fine. How was school?”
“Well, we had a test on the integrity of intellicrops compared to syntheticrops. So, same old, same old.”
“Did you take care of Peggy?”
“I was at school all day, Mom.”
“Peggy is your… thing. You gotta take care of it. One day, I ain’t gonna be around to take care of the horse, or the house, or anything. I do all the damn work here, and you sit around on your damn ass at school, then come home and sit around on your damn ass here. There’s a whole kitchen over there, begging for you to clean it. Maybe once you clean it, we can make wheatcakes, or peas and carrots. This house is gonna be yours one day, so take good care of it now, learn to care.”
“Momma, I don’t want the house.”
Momma was watching reruns of Paul Harvey again. I had heard this speech over, and over. She wasn’t listening to me. She just nodded along to his words, about bottles of coke being symbols of Christmas, Easter an egg. About destroying America. I think Momma refuses to move forward.
“Mom,” I started again, “I don’t want the house.”
“Why? You wanna go to the Megacity? Live amongst whores and murderers? You got everything you need here! There ain’t a corporation here, everything is self made.”
“Mom, the town was made by Cropster. We are literally a company town. We export most of our crops to Megacity.”
“Who the Hell is teaching you that?”
“Mrs. Eve—”
“Mrs. Eve is a liar and a cheat, and you will not listen to her. This is over.”
“What’s your damn problem?” I finally asked, “You never want to let me see the world.”
For the first time in years, a softness falls over Momma’s eyes, “Honey, I don’t want to lose you. That’s all.”
by submission | Jan 17, 2024 | Story |
Author: Alastair Millar
“So,” I asked him as I took the bar stool next to his, “What do you do?”
He half-turned, and evidently liked what he saw. No surprise, I’d made an effort for the evening.
“Data mule,” he replied with a smile. “I’m Dan.”
“Hi Dan, I’m Andi. So, what’s a data mule, and why is it sitting here all alone?” Not subtle, I agree, but then if you’re into subtle, Marvin’s is not the place for you.
“Glorified bagman, but I carry data.”
“Why? Don’t people just send it over the net?”
“Usually. But when your info’s in cyberspace, you don’t know where it is, or who’s duplicating or decrypting it, or if someone’s diverting or delaying it. That’s where I come in. You hand me your data package, I take it where it needs to go. Simple. Across the street, around the planet, off world, makes no difference to me.” He raised his empty glass in query.
“Oh, make mine a gin and tonic, thanks! But isn’t that kind of slow?”
He tapped the order in. “Well, sure, it’s slower than the grid, but it’s a lot safer.”
“Wow, that sounds… well, glamorous I guess. Getting paid to travel and all. Seeing all those places. And I guess the stuff you carry must be important?” I’d gone all wide-eyed innocent at this point, because with a certain kind of guy, that routine never fails.
“To someone. It’s all encrypted, I have no idea what it is. And honestly, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.”
“But someone’s comping you to come to Mars! Most people can only dream of it!” The robot bartender put our glasses in front of us. His was a Scotch, I noticed – pricey, but hey, if someone else was picking up his expenses, why not?
“I know, but I got in on a late shuttle, and now I have to kill time until my client’s office opens in the morning. Then it’s straight back Earthside on the lunchtime flight. No time for sight-seeing or whatever.”
I pouted. “What, no time for any fun at all?”
He raised an eyebrow. “Did you have something in mind?”
* * *
Obviously, I didn’t have to screw him – hypnopharmaceuticals would have done the trick – but nobody said I couldn’t enjoy myself when working out of hours.
Later, after he fell asleep, I’d taken the sniffer out of my purse and run it over his clothes; it was a nano drive hidden on a shirt fastening. Cloning it was quick and easy – when you work for Security, you get all the best toys. He’d never know that a copy of whatever he was carrying was going to end up with my boss, and then the Administration’s decryption boys.
Before slipping out, I left him a note telling him how sweet he was, which was no lie. I also left him my bleeper number “in case he passed through again”; if this became a regular route for him, I’d happily play the local girl he could rely on. He was fun to be with!
But like they told us in basic training: despite all the technology and the workarounds, it’s always the human factor that’s the weakest link.
by submission | Jan 16, 2024 | Story |
Author: Majoki
Spacers could care less, but most planet-bound types are quick to wrangle over the cause of the long and ongoing intrasolar war. Earthers claim it has to do with mother world sovereignty and maintaining primacy rights. Venusians argue they are protecting their unique bio-techno-cultural development. Martians seem to just love a fight, be it good, bad or ugly.
Few know the real story. Fewer actually believe it. I do because my mom told me. And she should know. She started it. How did a middle-aged mom who dabbled in amateur archaeology throw our local system into such a tizzy?
She triggered an arms race. A crazy, unbelievable arms race. For two literal arms.
Let’s take a step back. When humans colonized Mars some eighty years ago, nobody anticipated how deeply their righteous, maverick spirit would take root and develop into the Martian maxim: Don’t tread on Big Red.
Sociologists posited their fierce frontier attitude to be a good thing. Shared identity. Cultural cohesiveness. A necessary and understandable social survival mechanism. Though relations with Earth quickly became prickly if not downright prickish at times.
Venus came next. Even after decades of intense terraforming of that hothouse planet, for potential colonists living on that steamy world was a much bigger ask. As in ask yourself: Would I be happier as a droid?
Surprisingly, a good number of Earthers liked the idea of being radically cyber-augmented and bio-engineered to function in a barely livable pseudo-environment. I guess we have R2-D2 and C-P3O to thank for that.
Venusians didn’t become as ferociously independent as Martians. In fact, a funny thing happened in that hellish environment. Those highly augmented colonists transformed by tech implants which muted physical sensation became a wee wistful, then doggedly spiritual, then obsessively monotheistic. And when longing for beauty, love and desire what better deity to worship than Venus.
Her cult became culture. And led to a feral fixation, a monumental mania: the Venus de Milo. To the Venusians it became the symbol of planetary identity, intrasolar respect, divine legitimacy, and an ordained destiny. All the trappings for the cluster to come.
And it came. The Venusian ruling council petitioned for the statue of the Venus de Milo housed in the Louvre to be relocated to Venus arguing that nowhere would it receive more care and reverence than on its namesake world.
You can imagine the French reaction to that request. Still, each year the Venusian rhetoric and requests ratcheted up. Fearing vandalism or theft, the Venus de Milo became the most protected and closely guarded art piece in the solar system. It wasn’t going anywhere.
Until, my amateur archaeologist mom with a soft spot for lost causes had a mad idea and an even madder plan for making it happen. I don’t know how she really managed it, but by hook and crook she obtained the two missing limbs of the Venus de Milo.
Then the maddest part of her scheme, she offered to sell them to the Venusian ruling council. Predictably, Earthers went ape and forbid it.
Tipping point reached.
“Two arms! To arms!” became the Venusian rallying cry.
My mom remains fatalistic about our interminable intrasolar war. After all, she explained to me, how could you expect anything different when the hand of the Venus de Milo’s left arm provocatively holds the Apple of Discord, the fairest seeds of which launched a thousand ships in the name of beauty, love, desire, betrayal, rage, and revenge. From wine dark seas to planetary colonies not much it seems has changed.
