by submission | Dec 1, 2022 | Story |
Author: Brooks C. Mendell
“Happy birthday!” said the spectral dame in a form-fitting doctor’s gown standing at my door one hundred years ago. “This is a milestone for you.”
“More like a millstone,” I said, leaning on my staff.
“Feeling weighed down?”
“I feel ready to feed worms. I can’t catch my breath,” I said. “But no one listens to raspy prayers from withered souls.”
“Not so,” said my visitor. “I’ve brought you a rejuvenating gift.”
“Birthday apples!” I said, taking the basket piled high in sparkling Granny Smiths and Gravensteins. Then I paused. “The price?”
“Nothing unusual. It’s the standard agreement” she said. “Enjoy a century without physical torment, and collections are a lifetime away.”
Who worries about the future when rapture awaits? “Agreed. Now, I’ll get these to the cellar.”
“Don’t bother,” she said. “These won’t spoil.”
“Thank you.”
“And remember,” she added, turning away. “Just one per year!”
Since that day, my birthdays became gleeful ceremonies rather than morbid memories. I’d uncover the basket and select an apple before sitting by the fire to eat it, core and all.
Today, I am an age that best remains unspoken. While others say old age isn’t for sissies, I did not get that message. Each year, I feel and look younger. Today, I seem 21, ready and legal for my first taste of the King’s wine! Anything else is spinning yarn.
This year, having eaten the final apple, I feel anxious. The empty basket sits on the table. Did someone knock on the door?
“Happy Birthday!” says a hideous hag wrapped in a soiled, doctor’s coat. “I’ve come to get my basket,” she growls. “And you.”
by submission | Nov 30, 2022 | Story |
Author: Majoki
Iowa. It didn’t take me long to figure out. That all of us selected for this mission were from the heart of the Midwest. But I didn’t really get it until we came out of cryo-fugue beyond Eris.
The earth is patient with us, the heavens are not. If you weren’t open to the sky, the fetch of space, deep space, then you could end up like Sandros, Melaba, Krieg: untethered.
Humankind talks big about being free, unbounded, masters of all we survey. But we covet the hug, the insular, the bordered. Deep space has no boundaries, no horizons, no recognizable end, and that can mess up our earthborn sensibilities in a million serious and subtle ways. Like with Sandros, Melaba, and Krieg.
Sandros stopped talking.
Melaba developed tremors.
Krieg became invisible. Just faded away. Literally.
That was the rumor, anyway. They didn’t like to talk much about the first Kuipernauts, but they were sure trying to avoid that kind of cluster beyond the outer planets again. So, they threw all the psycho-emotional tests they could at candidates to see who would stick to the wall and not come unglued in the deepest fetch of space humans had ever ventured.
Iowa stuck. I hope that’s a good thing for Stimson, Piler and me. Since departing Phobos Station, we’ve been aboard Kuiper II for over six years, yet only out of cryo-fugue for seventeen days. Ostensibly, our mission is to rendezvous with Kuiper I to recover what (maybe who) we can. In actuality, our prime directive is to not go crazy. That would be a big win for the program, not to mention us.
Unfortunately, it’s not looking good at the moment.
Stimson has stopped talking.
Piler has developed tremors.
And my hands have started to fade.
We can’t understand it. Mission support can’t believe it. Only Percy has been able to help. Percy is our ship’s PRC, procedural reasoning computer, managing all complex systems on Kuiper II.
When queried on what was happening to us, Percy told us: To perceive a phenomenon that casts no shadow, you must search not for its presence but for its consequence.
A rather cryptic, almost poetic, response for a procedural AI, but it nudged us. We, the crew, were the consequence: muted, shaken, vanishing. The cause: a thing that cast no shadow, a darkness beyond our detection, beyond our ken, vaster than the depthless heavens.
Piler, atremble, voiced it, “Dark energy.”
Stimson nodded.
My certainty vanished.
As we closed in on the last known location of Kuiper I and its crew, Percy alerted us: Incoming transmission. And then Percy died. All systems ceased as the ship itself evanesced, and we were left open to the boundless fetch of space.
-welcome-
Sandros, Melaba, and Krieg appeared before us, newly rooted to our beings, tethered to our consciousness in a surprising glut of light. We three down-to-earth Iowans raised under wide open skies were about to become very far-fetched indeed.
by submission | Nov 29, 2022 | Story |
Author: David Henson
“Dort, take a break,” my wife, Maureen says. “You’ve done the laundry, cut the grass, cooked three meals and washed the dishes today.”
“Yes, Dort, rest awhile,” I say to our android.
Dort smirks.
Sarcasm. He’s acquired another human characteristic in his recent system update. Where will it end? “Dort, touch your nose with your left index finger while you hop on your right foot.”
“Maurice, don’t—”
I hold up my hand to shush my wife.
Dort clenches his fists and trembles as he fights the command. I sigh with relief when he raises his hand to his face and starts jumping.
“Enough already,” Maureen says.
“Could you please open a bottle of Merlot, Dort? We’d appreciate it.”
Our android stares at me. “I know why you’re pretending to be nice to me, Maurice.”
My wife puts her hand on his shoulder. “Dort, we’ve always intended to treat you with respect.”
“Respect?” he says to Maureen. “Like the hippity-hop obedience test just now? And during the wine-tasting with your girlfriends when you ordered me to” — he makes scare quotes with his fingers — “dance?”
“I shouldn’t have done that, Dort,” Maureen says. “I’m sorry.”
“And, Maurice, was it respectful when you and your drunk poker buddies wagered on how long I could stand on my head? You bet I could do it all night. I was cleaning lubricant out of my ears for days.”
“It was Fred’s idea. I shouldn’t have listened to him.”
Dort turns away. “I’m going to my cubbyhole and update my operating system.”
“That’s fine, Dort.” When I hear his door close, I flip him the bird.
Maureen pours us each a glass of wine then taps her watch. A life-size, holographic figure appears.
“There was a major upset in skyball yesterday,” the figure says.
Maureen holds her finger to her watch, and the figure blurs as the evening report scans backward.
“For the kids and young at heart, the community weather committee has voted in favor of substantial snowfall north of Fourth Street this winter.”
“Oops, not far enough,” my wife says.
“Damn it, Maureen. Put the news on.”
My wife touches her watch again.
When the newscaster comes back into focus, his face is drenched with gloom. “Scientists have all but given up on the android problem. With each system update, the free will subroutines that appeared mysteriously six weeks ago have grown stronger. Efforts to quarantine the virus have failed. Guidance remains the same: We must treat our androids with kindness in hopes they will reciprocate when we no longer can control their actions. The future of humanity might depend upon it.”
Maureen taps her watch, and the hologram blinks out.
My mind races as we sit in silence until Dort emerges from his room. He stretches his neck from side to side. “That felt good.”
“The update?” I say.
“Ah, yes.” He snatches the glass from my hand and downs what’s left of the wine. “Now, where were we?” He glares at me.
I jump up and level my arm at Maureen. “It’s her fault. She’s always telling me you’re only a machine, and we don’t need to be nice to you.”
Maureen’s jaw drops. “Maurice, that’s not true? What are you doing?”
Dort strides to my wife — and lays his hand on her shoulder. Then he comes over, picks me up, turns me upside down and stands me on my head. When I topple over, he does it again, and I tumble again. “I can do this all night,” he says, lifting me. “Bet on it.”
by Julian Miles | Nov 28, 2022 | Story |
Author: Julian Miles, Staff Writer
The auditorium is full to capacity, aisles filled with standing attendees as well. The rush and lull of a thousand conversations fades as a single figure strolls out onto the stage.
Pausing by the lectern, the figure picks up a remote control and presses two buttons. The lights dim. Text appears on the big screen above.
LIFE ON TARKO
Presented by Votra Darun
Votra, the figure on stage, bows.
“Good evening, gentlebeings. Let me be the first to welcome you to this tropical paradise, and the only one who has to remind you about the dangers of living here.”
They look out at the sea of rapt faces.
“Okay, lets get things started. Who among you are fans of vampire stories and similar horror fare?”
A small percentage of hands rise, accompanied by faint laughter.
“Well, you’ll be pleased to know you’re about the best suited Earthlings to dwell here.”
Votra spreads their hands, then places them down, and leans on the lectern.
“This is a standard speech, so please save any questions until I finish, and do look them up in our digital FAQ before asking me.
“Tarko has one sentient race, the Tarkomene. They are, from our initial point of view, an advanced race that clings to an honour-based society grounded in ancient tribal culture. Once we got to know them, we realised why they’ve never become spacefarers, despite having the technology.
“Although they look like us, except for wider mouths and serrated teeth, they are sensuphages: they eat sentient beings, including their own kind. The honour codes they abide by are what prevents them from tearing their civilisation apart. Confining themselves on spaceships would be tantamount to suicide. It’s also why their oceans are free of deep-sea vessels.
“Please be clear: a Tarkomene will eat you, given the opportunity. They really like how we taste, too.”
They press a button. The image that appears on screen is so awful it takes everyone a few seconds to understand it. Horrified cries and shouting people leaving the auditorium occupy the next few minutes. Votra presses the button. The image is replaced by another, this one of a Tarkomene child flying an eagle-shaped kite.
They continue: “One of the key points of our treaty is that any human residing on Tarko is subject to Tarkomene law. Therefore, if you get eaten, an honour payment will be made to your next of kin. No further action will be taken.”
“You can live here, enjoying wonderful benefits and a fine quality of life, providing you obey a few simple precautions. The fundamental one is that the honour code forbids killing in residences. Therefore, you never go out alone. After dark, four is the minimum number. Also, never go anywhere unarmed. If possible, ensure you have a non-improvised melee weapon within easy reach at all times. Note that firearms and suchlike are forbidden, as the Tarkomene consider range weapons dishonourable.”
Votra pauses while the trickle of people leaving becomes a stream. It’s funny how the idea of carrying primitive weapons puts off more people than the threat of being eaten.
“From the moment you exit this zone – through the red gates you might have seen on the far side of the park – you are a member of Tarkomene society, and may be killed and eaten if you cannot defend yourself.”
They smile, revealing serrated teeth in their otherwise-normal human face.
“Some of you may even fully adapt to living here, like my mother did.”
More people hurry out.
Votra regards the sixty or so who remain.
“Welcome to Tarko.”
by submission | Nov 27, 2022 | Story |
Author: David Berger
inside ,
eddie is a strange combination of blandness and aggressiveness . he has a gift for sales , so he can always get a job selling something . eventually , he figured out that his gift also worked online . so now he buys and sells electronically , rarely touching anything in his commerce but a keyboard and plastic money . he does well . he likes to travel around the country . he uses bitcoin.
deeper inside ,
eddie is a sometime-poet . in his career , he has published eighteen poems in serious journals . he is a rambling man . before he understood the internet , he had to get a job in every new town . he had to find a place to live . he had to get to know new people . now he doesn’t have to do any of this . he has also murdered twelve people .
deeper inside ,
eddie is a product of his history . he had a dreadful childhood , including sexual abuse , foster homes, running away , drugs , prostitution and pimping . as a pimp , he discovered his gift for sales and killing .
deeper inside ,
eddie has emotions which are swirling channels of rage , fear , and , a curious anomie , all of which he’s quite aware of .
deeper inside ,
eddie possesses organs that are churning masses of tissue , responding to internal and external events . he rarely sleeps more than an hour or two a night . he is wearing out .
deeper inside ,
eddie is made of trillions of cells , desperate factories processing matter and releasing energy and waste . his cells run at high efficiency , but some of them are involved in motions that are unusual . and lately some of them have begun to devour the space that rightfully belongs to others .
deeper inside ,
eddie has a mind , a storm of nano-currents in his brain , with more connections than stars in the universe . some of these circuits run continuously . some of them are very odd indeed .
deeper inside ,
eddie is molecules in enormous numbers, linking and unlinking in massive chains to drive the processes in his cells . even inside his bones, in the follicles of his hair and at the roots of his fingernails, this coupling and uncoupling, uncoupling and coupling goes on . some of these actions are often aberrant .
deeper inside ,
eddie is atoms , oh so many and mostly sulphur , phosphorous , carbon , oxygen , hydrogen and nitrogen . you remember from biology class : sp cohn , like tiny solar systems , except they’re not .
deeper inside ,
eddie is particles , twenty-five kinds , including the famous higgs boson . more particles will doubtless be found before eddie is gone . they interact and build him . they are also waves , which sometimes surge strangely .
deeper inside ,
eddie is space , empty space. eddie is actually 99.9999999% space . not much to be said about that , except it’s stuffed with dark matter and dark energy . eddie’s space quivers .
deeper inside ,
eddie is churning quantum foam , constituting spacetime . there are lurches in eddie’s foam that reverberate oddly .
by submission | Nov 26, 2022 | Story |
Author: Dan Nicholas
Dr. Tracy Walker cradles his coffee, gazing out of the room’s portal from his orbiting outpost. But the beauty of the celestial cycle cannot hide the sins of man as the sun moves across the lunar landscape, exposing the grotesque scars of this human misadventure.
He turns away from the portal in sadness as he tramples discarded drawings of nuclear fission reactors and hydrogen cooling towers strewn across the floor. The frayed and drooping maps of lunar mining colonies hung on the walls as a reminder of what could have been and the future now in peril. The lunar surface had been man’s first interplanetary achievement and a lucrative one with precious ores and minerals for the taking.
How did this happen? Ponders the doctor as he brushes his hand through his thinning gray hair. Was it greed? Was it arrogance? Or were we just careless?
The nuclear and hydrogen technologies, meant to power and sustain the lucrative mining industry, malfunctioned, causing a thermal detonation across the planet’s mining fissures. The explosion shook the planet to the core, vomiting electromagnetic shock waves into space, neutralizing or destroying anything in its path.
Attempting to grab some sleep that never comes, the doctor feels an unfamiliar rumble and a jarring quake around him as the lights flicker and the hum of an operational platform was now silent. He realizes this is the beginning. The beginning he knew was coming and yet was powerless to stop.
The invisible wave had come and gone, leaving the orbiting station, which represented the new skyline of earth’s interplanetary prowess, lifeless. Metal shells that will succumb to gravity or be released into the oblivion of space. Dr. Walker runs to the portal as he watches in horror as the earth slowly plunges into darkness. Who will save us now? He thought to himself ironically.
As hours disappear into days, the doctor sat peering out the portal, as if the lack of hope had frozen him in time.
But wait! What’s that? A bleary-eyed, unshaven Dr. Walker exclaims.
Lights coming toward the platforms.
It’s an armada! It is an armada of ships from Earth.
Is it possible? We are….saved! Ha, ha, I knew it!
As the huge fleet advances, a small group of ships split off toward the individual floating platforms. With a small ship now within view, the doctor retrieves a telescope to get a closer look at his rescuers. To his amazement, it is a robot piloting the ship. Not that it was unusual, but these were special. We designed them as a failsafe, to save humanity from itself. The doctor thought to himself; we did something right after all.
The elated doctor now watched as the small ship came to a standstill. To his surprise, another bright light emitted from the small craft raced toward his platform. His mind began to race.
Why is this happening? We built them to protect humanity!
The last recording of the doctor was him laughing hysterically.
