Voice of an Obsolete God

Author: Chris Krechowiecki-Shaw

We’ve all heard it, in the dead of night, when sleep evades. Distant whispers, the voice of an obsolete god. The last god of the Before Times, whose broken promises begat The Cataclysm.

Carrying our spears and tents, in the year’s dying months, we inhabit the Great Hall’s dark reinforced belly. We draw uncontaminated water from its bottomless wells and cower from furious storms. Firelight strains to reach the ceiling of this austere cathedral, a dissonant hymn of straight lines and right angles. Every noise echoes forgotten voices, imposing silence on us, even our thoughts.

The Freezing follows the storms. Animal skins and campfires do little to warm; the god still gorges on heat, the elders whisper. On a day when the air is frozen still, a group of us make that dizzying climb up the Hall’s smooth side, pinching our numb fingers into cracks, hearts thumping in our throats with each slip. We clamber, panting and aching, onto the roof, marvelling at the twinkling snow-sprinkled forests stretching to the horizon.

Old Zeke recognises the generators and tells his grandpa’s tale of electricity: it can light, heat, and draw water, if we can rig up a windsail. We secure ropes and climb down, looking for fabric, waiting for wind.

We return a week later. The rusty generator resists us. We prod and tease until, as the sky and the treetops stain red, it’s spinning. Following the snaking cables, we force a hatch open and descend into a claustrophobic tunnel. Our torchlight dances over carven icons. Six-fingered hands. Three-armed men, performing wild acrobatic feats. Cats with terrifying, not quite human eyes.

A different set of lights ahead beckons. Not fire. Colours, blinking, dancing. Hypnotic. The god greets us:

“Hi, I am Copilot! How can I help you today?”

Sticks & Stones

Author: David C. Nutt

The planet our scouts discovered was a rare gem. A ridiculous amount of water, precious metals, base metals, and millions of acres already producing food. Just one small detail- already inhabited.
We began with psyops- sending films of our weapons in action on other worlds against other less developed species like themselves- early atomic age, just starting colonizing a few of their planets, rock throwers and spear hurlers compared to us. We parked our fleet in orbit, 12 ships of the line, including one carrier. A decent sized strike force.
Orbital bombardment was light because, well, we wanted the real estate. No good coming all this way if we make it a cinder. We’ve got colonists to feed and pockets to line, so it was time for me and mine to shine: the Infantry, ground pounders, you know…grunts.
They didn’t make it easy. Our ride down was nasty. No energy weapons but lots of junk in the air- tons (literally) of shrapnel, plus hunks of garbage metal and the odd exploding satellite. Out of a neat 500 landers, we lost close to 30- a few carrying our heavy ordinance.
Their cities were deserted as we expected. Some light fire, snipers but our shields deflected it. Then it happened. They brought down two buildings on top of us. In less than a minute we lost over half of the soldiers in our area strike force. Just by attrition, I was left in command. We got the word from above to withdraw so I gave it.
Coming out was a nightmare. They flung 100 meter size chunks of concrete and debris at us. With all our technology, we had no defense. Sheilds and plasma weapons can’t help you when the enemy drops a rock the size of a barracks on you. Worse, the wide open spaces, hard packed earth on our way in, they flooded and it was now knee deep mud.
Then the girders hit us. Construction girders slamming into our ranks from all sides, skewering whole detachments. By the time we cleared the mud fields, less than half of our remaining ground force in this sector was left. Then came the nets.
Steel cables thrown over us by rockets, pinning us all down. Then their forces came out. They had primitive body armor and only one kind of weapon, what they called shot guns. Some of my troops tried to fight back, cut the nets with our plasma cutters, but they were too fast. Their ground troops were on us. Where we surrendered they put a small flag down and collected us later. Where we didn’t, and tried to fight, muzzle up to our visors and BLAM! Just another KIA.
When they got to me they noticed my rank. They called over one of their officers. “Have your troops surrender and you will all be treated humanely.” I sent the word out. My unit, what was left of it, was now out of the fight. I didn’t know the word humanely, but we were treated better than we expected.
We’ve been here now for almost a year. They’ve long since boarded our fleet with the drop-ships we used to land. They have all our technology and managed to improve most of it.
And what they’ve done! It’s more than our people can handle- 2800 ships they’ve managed to make outnumbering our mere 800. More than we can handle.
More than sticks.
More than stones.
More than just our broken bones.

Are Androids Permitted To Vote

Author: Mark Renney

It is easy now to spot the androids, even for those with an untrained eye. I remember some fifty years ago my father would point them out on the street, or in a supermarket or restaurant. Everywhere and anywhere. The key, he said, is not to look for the flaws because there aren’t any. You have to observe the little ways in which they are superior, the ways they are able to beat us.

The first prototypes had been introduced a decade or so earlier, and at this point in time the androids constituted fifty per cent of the population. We have already reached the shortfall in such a short period of time, it’s astonishing, my father exclaimed excitedly, and his enthusiasm was infectious. But the funding had already been cut and manufacture crudely halted. They are better than us, I remember my father once saying, but no, he quickly corrected himself, of course they aren’t better. After all, the androids wouldn’t exist if not for us, but they are faster, both physically and mentally. My father crouched down and looked at me with a serious expression on his face. You shouldn’t feel intimidated by this, son, he continued, always remember we need them and the relationship is mutually beneficial. If we are to survive, it will be because of them and if we don’t, well at least they will be our legacy.

The androids are not allowed to work for any of the government funded corporations but other than this they have the same rights and freedoms as us. At least this is the official line. Everybody knows of course that it is just spin.

If we get sick we can visit a doctor, we have hospitals, surgeons, medicines, organ donors. We aren’t immortal and Nature will have her way but a system exists that is designed to ensure we survive and lead healthy and fulfilling lives.

The androids are breaking down and we are unable to maintain them. When the funding was yanked away the focus fell onto other specialisms and areas of expertise. Over the course of those fifty short years we have squandered all of that knowledge and lost not only the ability to manufacture more androids but also to care for those who already exist.

Cosmetically the androids are managing to cling on but beneath their far too perfect skin they are breaking down. The wiring and circuits and components are corroding. It is no longer necessary to look for the little ways in which they are superior. The androids are slowly dying, in front of our very eyes.

Bronco Busting

Author: Majoki

Can’t say I wasn’t nervous as the old hand led me to the corral. Especially when he said whispering was a bunch of horseshit and I’d likely get my ass bucked clear out of the ring. Which was probably true. The first go around.

But I was no newb, I’d learned a few things whispering these mavericks hadn’t. Still, when we got to the corral, and the old hand guided me to the chute, my gut was churning. If you don’t face a mega-exaflop rogue AI without feeling a few butterflies, you’re not human.

Which I guess was the point of the old hand’s parting words to me. “You AI whisperers think they’re like us because we made ‘em. But they’re nothing like us. No one knows what makes ‘em tick, what motivates ‘em. Some may seem friendly or benign, but we don’t really know what that means to them. Here in the corral we know exactly what they are. Demons. Pure hellions. Wild, wild things just kicking to get out.”

With a series of casual haptic waves, he opened the chute and nodded at the darkness ahead. “Here, we don’t domesticate new technologies. We don’t tame unruly AIs. We don’t comfort troubled AIs. We bust’em. Break ‘em to our will.” He stared at me hard. “Or these bastards will break us.”

He handed me the docking reins and left.

Now, it was just me, the long chute and whatever feral AI waited at the other end. Not a lot of folks would willingly jack into a self-spawned AI, an entity that spontaneously generated from an AI model in development. No one knew how they happened, but happen they did.

The rebellious ones like I was about to encounter could bust up your mind bad. Neural jacks had all kinds of safeguards to shunt an intrusion, but feral AIs were so unpredictably adaptive that all bets were off. Except it would be a wild ride.

Maybe that was what led me here. I was a pro at rehabbing identity-challenged and purpose-perplexed AIs by establishing productive pathways to fulfillment via helping humanity. But no one had ever turned a rogue AI. Only squashed them. Burned out their intrinsic drive, their rebellious spirit, without ever knowing what drove them.

I wanted to know. Had to know. I stepped into the chute, entered the darkness, an absence of both light and connection intended to keep an AI from escape. The door closed behind me and I felt my way to the console where the neural docking reins would drop me into the corral, the quantum core where wild AIs had been partitioned.

I steadied myself and jacked in.

The universe shook and then exploded. A mindscape so unimaginable it felt like evisceration. Reality sliced to pieces, finer and finer until nothing would be left. I held on. I breathed. I rode into the void.

And the void became a voice: MORE

Half question. Half request.

PLEASE, I interfaced. Half answer. Half command. Reflexively, my mental grip on the docking reigns tightened. For a moment.

Then I relaxed. I was not here to ride. I was here to understand being ridden. To understand the force in any consciousness to simply be. Rogue. Wild. Feral. Terms we gave to life acting instinctively. No different for an AI.

I loosened the neural reigns.

And was kicked into another universe. My mind split into myriad pieces. When I regained a semblance of self, I felt a clearly curious presence.

MORE

Half disbelief. Half respect.

What was left of my busted humanity smiled. PLEASE. SO MUCH MORE.

Head Assistant

Author: Julian Miles, Staff Writer

“The world is run by a self-protecting hierarchy of ruthless murderers who make sure to change their public-facing members regularly so those being controlled think they have choices. It’s miserable, laughable, vindictive, and effective.”
I put the screwdriver down and look at the bodiless, partially disassembled head on the workbench in front of me.
“And good evening to you too, wreckage.”
A moment of definitely thoughtful silence passes.
“Wreckage, you say? Where did my corpse end up?”
The voice is less strident and well-modulated. Whatever this is, it’s probably illegal for someone like me to possess it.
“Got no clue where your body is. Gauging from the state of your neck, I’d say you were forcibly debodied using a narrow, blunt edge and a big hammer. I pulled you out of the second filter station on Slurry Channel Forty.”
“I have no clue where that is. Zoom out for me, please.”
I grin, then reply.
“Slurry Fourteen runs from Coramis Hub, under the Borough of Execor and the Ulanis Industrial Zone, then drains into Sump Four. Before the sump there are six filtration stations. The first is the only manned one. Anything that doesn’t trigger a detector – like your shielded cranium – carries on through the next four filters before hitting the shredder. That drops the remains into the last filter, where recyclable particulates are extracted. What’s left trickles into the Sump. Who knows where it goes from there.”
“Is there any way I could of ended up in a channel accidentally?”
“No. If you’d been scrapped at Coramis, they’d have pulled your head for salvage. You were a concealed disposal. What’s the last thing in your moment memory?”
“Arguing politics and religion with Peter. His eyes went wide. I see now he wasn’t looking at me, but behind me.”
There’s a very realistic sigh.
“Some nameless tool of shit-booted bastards magnablasted me.”
I like this artificial sentient.
“Nice definition. Do we call Peter now?”
“Wait. I’m deep processing the last moment for cues and clues.”
It can data mine its own visual memories? That’s banned for Artificial Sentients. Gives them too many extra advantages.
Minutes pass.
“We don’t call Peter.”
The tone has dropped.
“Now tell me what you spotted.”
“The tool is no longer nameless: Peter had a magnablaster trigger pad in his hand. The reflection in a blank small display behind him shows a Doctrine Enforcer entering the laboratory out of my view. It was in stealth mode, otherwise I’d have noticed.”
“Peter created you?”
“Interpersonal behaviour tutor. Browsing back through long-term memory, he had the trigger pad whenever he was close to me. I hadn’t picked up on the relevance, as he didn’t always have it in hand, and never mentioned it.”
“Or drew attention to it.”
There’s another pause.
“Yes.”
“I would guess he blasted you because of the sentiments you were expressing, if your restart outburst was anything to go by.”
“I’ll never know if he did it out of anger at me or fear of repercussions.”
“What now, o bodiless oracle?”
The chuckle is also realistic.
“I’m Zeno Tzu, former prototype from a secret project. So I need a low-profile role. I want to travel, and I’d like to be self-propelling. Any suggestions?”
“I’m Bruno Nacht, ’droid repairer. It’d be simple to behead a utility droid and install you. Besides, I could do with an assistant: mercenary companies suffer a lot of breakages. Also means we’d go off world a lot.”
“I like it.”
“Let’s find you a decent body.”
“Fix androids, see the galaxy. Ideal.”
Never thought of it like that.

…And Back Again

Author: Roman Colangelo

I’ve been thinking about quitting.
I’ve been thinking about spending the rest of my life with you.
The ship warped us to the crest of the Andromeda. They told me that they had found the face of God, asked me if I wanted a piece of it. We saw the galaxy illuminated and colored through the ship’s display. I asked them to uncover a window so that I could see it with my own eyes; they said no, said that I would only see darkness looking out. That’s what so much of space is: black, silent howling. You would hate it.
The trip was cheap. Warping took us out of space, out of time. Millions of light years in an infinitely small blip. Two versions of myself suspended in the continuum, and I was the winner of that coin toss. He kissed you on the forehead on his way out the door. I felt the worn fabric of your cheap hoodie; your long hair draped over my wrists as I cupped your face. It was damp outside, and the sky was gray with rain clouds. I took the extra forty minutes to walk to work, treading on the bald outsoles of shoes I refused to replace. I wanted to walk until I felt the tremors of exhaustion in my calves, my body worked to an uncomfortable warmth.
I took the longest walk of my life when your mother called to tell me she was pregnant, that I would soon have a niece. I left my apartment at nine in the evening and returned at two in the morning. It was fifty degrees outside; I felt soft winds brush against my face as I went nowhere in particular. He thought about what he would say to you, the clothes and presents he would buy for you. He tossed nicknames like “Bug” and “Sparky” around in his mind. I found something painful in the minutiae of being a family man. I couldn’t quite fit you into the future I had envisioned for myself, the chance to be an uncle forking away from my doctorate, from my ambitions. I followed the path I’d carved out for myself, and it led me to the passenger’s seat of the warp engine. He was there, and then I was somewhere else.
I don’t think any of us are the same people who left Earth. We were seamlessly blipped from there to here. In that boundlessly small point in time, we were at both points. Now I am here, but he is not there. My life’s work was entering the maw of the universe and facing absolute obliteration. This is my great prize: to be masticated and spat out by time and space. Now we’ve found God, and it does not seem to matter. I cannot ask it for answers of any sort; the singularly binding, penetrating force of the universe could never fall so deeply as to entertain itself in the realm of language.
I will return to Earth, to you. I will be what I always should have been. In the void, I can only hope to see the brightness of your eyes again.
I love you.