Random Story :
Kill the Poets
Author : Benjamin Fischer “My lady, is that a joke …
Author: Julian Miles, Staff Writer
“They’re fighting again.”
Bryr-na-ne rouses from her nap and looks up at Bael-la-le.
“What’s new?”
“Nuclear warheads.”
She launches herself off the recliner.
“How long?”
“Their spears launched as I came to tell you it looked bad. I’d say twenty or so of their minutes?”
Racing from the room in a flash of green scales, she leaves only a terse reply.
“Time for them to learn.”
Bael-la-le looks up at the ceiling.
“Eighty years. I’m surprised they lasted this long.”
He finds her standing in the temple, taking a moment to gather her thoughts.
“Who are you intending to teach?”
Bryr-na-ne gestures for him to accompany her as they walk to where the scrying sheets drift, their course and content controlled by the tidesowers who run this never-ending monitoring ritual.
“All of them, to varying degrees. We warned them repeatedly, but they have a problem believing when not confronted with greater force. It’s time to properly evidence our greater force.”
He beckons a pair of screens closer.
“Looks like the first launch was by a rogue faction. Then came automated responses, followed by revenge or fear driven reactions.”
Bryr-na-ne puts her hands on her hips, then switches to resting her knuckles there so her claws don’t dig in.
“Misfire the lot.”
Heads turn, multiple eyelids flickering back in shock.
She looks about at her tidesowers.
“If we’re going to be unsubtle, let’s not make the mistake of doing it surreptitiously.”
One of the elders raises a long claw.
“What about other big bombs?”
Bryr-na-ne shrugs.
“If the landwalkers want to throw death about, it’s on them. We only rein them in if they threaten the Tide.”
“What of further launches?”
“Partial misfires. Let them fly, but no nuclear warheads detonate.”
There are nods. The Tide move to do her will.
Bael-la-le shakes his head.
“They’ll blame combinations of chance, sabotage, or divine intervention.”
“That’s good insight.”
She raises a hand, fingers moving in a summoning gesture. A black guard rushes to her side.
“That rogue unit dies. If they’re already dead, all well and good. If not, make them so.”
As soon as that guard departs, she calls another.
“Take as many teams as necessary. The leaders of the powers who launched, supported or instigated are to be wearing their deputies remains before sundown tomorrow. Not bothered where, nor about witnesses. The deaths should be silent, awful, and inexplicable to their science. Make eldritch art of them.”
She turns to Bael-la-le.
“Set our tidebinders to working mischief: after the misfires, I want the message ‘You will never use nuclear weapons again.’ to appear on several walls in all the residences of their leaders.”
He shakes his head.
“Are you sure that’ll be enough?”
“No. They’ll bluster, lie, and try to evade. Our watch continues, plus every nuclear spear now misfires.”
He nods and starts to turn away, then pauses as Bryn-na-ne starts talking.
“Oh, I nearly forgot. For every spear sent after the warnings are delivered, a senior member of the ruling assembly of the country that fired it gets to be eldritch art.”
“You’re going to start them alien hunting again.”
“Which doesn’t inconvenience us.”
“What of the organisations that know?”
“They’ll not tell. They’re upset at being considered jokes for so long, and most are on our side anyway. Besides, all of them have committed too many atrocities to risk drawing attention.”
“Excellent observation.”
She summons another black guard, whispers to them, then waves them away. He points curiously to the departing figure.
“That looked… Purposeful.”
She grins.
“Actually, that one’s fetching me a snack. I’m famished.”