Author: Mina

ENRICH YOUR HITCH WITH BEWITCH

(3D-ad on an inner wall fragment of a derelict tourist-class starship, on display at the Zaphod Institute of Galactic Anachronisms)

“The human whose body you are hitching a ride on is being troublesome, their voice in your head just won’t be quiet?

You want to float free? Let all your stresses go?

Just steer your host body to our counter at the arrivals bay where your ship has docked and take that little blue Bewitch pill.

One user solved Ford’s time paradox in the blessed silence our product provides, proving you really can be in two places at once.

We promise you a ride you won’t forget!

Manufacturers’ advice:
Our product may cause irreversible damage to your host body’s mind, so make sure to park the body somewhere safe and out of the way when you unhitch.
NO LITTERING PLEASE.”