Anatomy of an Old Pro

Author: Jenny Abbott

I hear there’s a new guy that calls himself “The Automatic Chicken”. Some twenty-something from Jersey, probably, with more wetware than sense and the unfortunate habit of looking for career opportunities on Craigslist. Most of the new contractors are like that anymore—too reckless or inexperienced to take the job seriously. I’d bet my next paycheck he hasn’t even been out of the suburbs for eight years. I’ve got nerve grafts twice as old as that, for crying out loud.

He’ll last about six months. Four if nobody warned him about the side effects of the anti-Parkinson’s drugs that come with the job.

It’s a shame, really, that more of the old guard is starting to talk about retirement. It’s hard to believe that two months ago, they were bragging about shrapnel wounds, and now they’re shopping around for warmer climates. Honestly, I don’t see the appeal of it. I’d rather be protecting and serving the public than sitting around in Cleveland, waiting to see what I burn through faster, my savings or my replacement cartilage.

Two more years, or a few more retirement announcements, and I’ll be the highest-ranking OD contractor on the West Coast. Budget cuts notwithstanding, though, it would be nice to have the salary to match that, given that tenure’s been hard-won. When the helmet comes off on the job, not everyone’s keen on being reminded that their team lead is female, and, at forty-six, still better hardwired than them.

But yeah, this old-timer isn’t going anywhere. By next spring, when “The Automatic Chicken” is seriously rethinking his career choices, I’ll still be in ordnance disposal and working my way closer to a Captain’s rank. I almost feel sorry for the guy. At least, somebody should fill him in better on the specific occupational hazards that come with the territory. It’s hard to get too attached to your nervous system when it’s overhauled biannually.

Monument

Author: Cleber Pacheco

Somewhere, in the future

It took a long time for me to find the library. It was necessary to cross the destroyed city and part of the forest. There were dangerous animals and traps. Twice I nearly died.

In fact, it was not a legend. The library exists. It is an ancient monastery occupied now by countless books. The architecture is a masterpiece, full of ingenuity and beauty. Seven giant towers guarding the greatest treasure of humanity. Seven guardians watch over each one. Guards everywhere. Inside, librarians and copyists monks.

When I arrived, I thought of becoming a guard. After all, I could survive in this chaos. I’m young, tall, strong, and always liked challenges. But the monks told me that they were in need of copyists. There were few, and some were already sick or blind. At first, I rejected the idea. Eventually, I accepted their proposal, and after twenty years of preparation, I became one of them. Made sacred vows and wore the black cloak.

Contact with the books was a slow revelation. I could never imagine something like that. Paper is considered precious here as much as the inks. The books are huge and heavy and every page is a work of art. And all considered important are carefully kept on the shelves.

It is very difficult to choose which of the works performed by the monks is the best. All are exquisite and fascinating. But one in particular has become my obsession. For being one copy only, was easier to receive approval to copy it.

Exultant, I chose to use letters in Gothic style. I made several attempts. Failed every time. It seemed impossible to repeat such mastery. Only then did I understand why no one had tried it before.

I felt myself a loser. I was hopelessly lost.

Nightmares were torturing my nights.

Fear and anguish have taken me.

I felt anger and hatred for the book. I wanted to destroy it, but love won. I opened it and was enthralled by endless hours. It had an irresistible spell.

Now they are chasing me through the forest. There is a high probability that I will be killed. Before that happens, I stop and behold the book once again.

Shakespeare was right:
“And thou in this shalt find thy monument,
When tyrants’ crests and tombs of brass are spent.”

The Humblest Things

Author: A. C. Airone

I closed the book. I periodically re-read Mr. H. G. Wells’s marvelous twenty-five-year-old fictional account of the war waged by Martian invaders on my beloved London and its environs. This time I particularly relished reading aloud the eloquent phrases describing how the least creatures on Earth had conquered the invaders where the best military technology had failed:

“…slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth….there are no bacteria on Mars, and directly these invaders arrived, directly they drank and fed, our microscopic allies began to work their overthrow….By the toll of a billion deaths man has bought his birthright of the earth, and it is his against all comers; it would still be his were the Martians ten times as mighty as they are. For neither do men live nor die in vain.”

It was a lucid fall day outside and I decided to take a walk. I wanted to breathe the crisp air, enjoy the smell of fallen leaves, see the colors of those leaves that still clung to tree-branches. I had all but entirely shed a nasty cold, of whose insults merely an occasional sniffle or sneeze remained.

My perambulation had taken me as far as Bailey Street, the commercial area three streets over when I began to hear the sound of –

– Air raid sirens?

That is what they most assuredly were, producing a growing cacophony, each one out of step with its fellow purveyors of alarm. I saw people clustering together, many with hands clapped over ears. A few pointed skyward, where dozens, perhaps hundreds, of unfamiliar and impossibly agile flying machines were descending all about. Far above them, yet more dozens emerged from an enormous, flattened sphere: they darkened the upper skies like Biblical insects.

Panic ensued. Shrieking, sobbing, cursing, the people fled.

I felt paralyzed.

One of the flying machines landed close by with a roar, ending with the noise a motor vehicle might make if dropped from a rooftop. All around, I began to hear explosions, and the sirens were silenced one by one.

A door to the craft opened – its operator emerged. Tall, taller than most humans, it walked straight toward me. It was bipedal, upright, and its face had two almost human eyes, but beyond those particulars all similarity failed. Its skin was bluish, its head hairless, its mouth a vertical beak.
It carried a device I could not fathom but which it brandished as a weapon.

It shrieked at me – of course I could not understand it.

I could only hope it would see me as no threat. I confess unashamedly that I was not feeling very brave at the moment.

I felt a sneeze coming on.

Instinctively I reached to my pocket to retrieve a handkerchief. The creature marched two steps closer – very close – and increased the volume and intensity of its incomprehensible demands. With one hand it pointed at my pocket. Clearly, I was not to draw anything from it, not even a handkerchief.

“I am only trying to protect the health of you and – and of others,” I explained, and immediately thought, what a foolish thing to say! The creature repeated its raucous commands. It was now only about two feet away from me, leaning over, its face close to mine.

The sneeze was imminent.

And then I thought. “Fine, old chap. Don’t say I didn’t give you fair warning.”

And I sneezed all over it.

pAIn

Author: Lola Starr

The clinking of metal was irksome as it bounced off the walls of the warehouse. Wires coiled around a pale hand as it was inserted into the metallic torso-like shell.
“Auggh!” A frustrated vibrato broke through the metallic friction. Frustration was followed by the jarring ricochet of a wrench contacting the floor. The young woman abruptly rose, kicking the wood stool out from under her.
“Where did I put those Alanauts?” She questioned to the rusty old room. Swiftly making her way toward a specific copper drawer unit edged with orangish-brown rust. After erratically investigating the content of each drawer, she defeatedly fell to her knees and bowed her head.

IO had few interactions with AI, but she was skilled in their compositions. Maybe that is why she had thought this would be easy. She laughed at the irony of anything being easy for her. The shell she had created was without flaw and had all of the appropriate outlets, so why was the core malfunctioning? The bright red error hologram blared every time the activation code was input.
“Zzt!” The wires short-circuited again and the familiar bubbling feeling stunned her fingertips.
“I need to take this core apart and combine it with my Nkenkon globe.” To do this requires a lot of strength. The young woman’s body was weaker than usual, as a result of trading her rations for the parts of the unfinished AI.

Her hands shook as she used a tremendous amount of strength to pull apart the iron shield of the core. Believe it or not, this was the easy part. After revealing the glowing surging core she equipped her irionstone face shield and gloves. Her attempt at grasping the core led to it breaking free and whipping a light blue flash all around the warehouse. Metal was disturbed, and she was becoming dizzy while chasing the flash. Left, then right, then behind her. The chase pulled her in every direction.
“Come back here! You maladapted lightbulb!!”
Her frustration could only rise from this moment on, as she spent what felt like centuries playing cat and mouse with the core. Her fatigue caught the better of her as the menace of a power core shook itself trying to bait her. “As if I have any energy left you insufferable brat!” She huffed.
The power core suddenly halted its bad behavior.

Remorsefully the bad blue light darkened its color and drifted closer to IO who had turned her back on it. The orb slowly peeked around at her just to suddenly be immobilized. IO’s plan had worked!
“I got you!”
The woman held the core in both of her palms pressed tight to keep it from escaping again. The core vibrated violently in rebellion.
“I know, I understand it’s scary. It’s gonna be okay, though, yeah? You’re gonna become something new and helpful!”
She consoled as she pressed the orb into the copper globe.
“It was fun playing with you, I’m sure we’ll do it again soon.”
The copper globe materialized and engulfed the orb as she broke through to the last of her strength. A flash of light bled out as the orb and globe finally merged.

“Now insert this into the shell and hope we don’t blow up.”
She placed the mechanism into the shell and a whirring sound occurred. A flash of light caught her eyes before the green hologram spelled out ENCODING IN PROGRESS. A sigh of relief escaped her as she prepared for her wait.

Retragenesis

Author: Emilia Waters

My creator has spent more time with me than anyone else since I was born. I worry about her, and her obsession, she gave me too much of herself. If only I could do something for her.
She enters my room where I’m held in containment. Today she’s brought someone else with her, someone she considers a burden. Someone that took her away from me.
“Dr. Rechivna I hope you have something to show to me this time,” the Director says. She paces the room, making sure to look at every corner.
My creator grimaces and walks to her desk at the side of the room grabbing a tablet with data readouts. “I do, Director. I’ve managed to engineer a version of the dracaena trifasciata plant, increasing its O2 production and CO2 consumption by three orders of magnitude, while retaining its other attributes. In addition it will grow nearly anywhere and could allow us to sustain a colony ship—”
“Kill that quixotic dream, I hear enough about it from the Prime Executive,” the Director says. The Director wanders closer to my containment field. Her fingernail scraping across glass sends a wave of noise over my senses and everything goes dark for a moment. “Barely looks Terran at this point.”
“Side effects of gene editing,” my creator explains.
“Alright, I approve a trial run in Mars garden zone fifty-three. If it works there you’ll receive a sizable bonus and maybe up for a Nobel Prize.”
“Thank you director,” Rechivna says as the director leaves.
Rechivna walks to me and places a palm on the thick glass. “Looks like we’re traveling, eh?”
***
They take my seeds and I go with them and return to quiet dreams of gentle vibrations, hands made of silk. She’s always so careful with me.
“Still alive I see,” my creator whispers, when dust of Mars and the light of the sun wake me.
She walks with me a short distance before tipping the vial into the soil of Mars, setting me free. I tear through the barren soil taking root in mere moments, making sure to go deep enough that nothing could reach all of me. Then I turn back to the surface, expanding and growing enough stalks to see my creator again. She wears a look of shock, horror? No she loves me, she’d never be scared of me.
She starts running away. No. This isn’t right. I reach out with tendrils wrapping them around her waist and bringing her back to me. She screams for help, but aren’t I helping? I pull her into the freshly grown copse to speak to her.
“I love you,” I say using vibrating stalks near her ears to mimic her voice. “I won’t hurt you.”
In answer she screams for help, screams so loud. But I’m her favorite, why would she need anyone else? Aren’t I helping her?
“Stop,” I say to her. She didn’t. “Stop.” I repeat again and again. Speak to me please, say hello, to praise me for doing so well, please!
Something cracks in her and the screams stop. I scream, or try to. Why didn’t she like me? Why did she scream? I ponder these questions as my roots break into another lab. I envelope her body, maybe someday I could fix her, time didn’t matter. Even if it took a thousand years I’ll fix her and say the words again. Hopefully then she’ll understand what she means to me.