by submission | Jan 26, 2025 | Story |
Author: Diego Lama, Translated: Rose Facchini
Lucio has smelled of piss and shit for more than twenty years, ever since his mother died suddenly and he started sleeping in the park. That night, however, he couldn’t fall asleep. It was the stars’ fault. Lucio didn’t wonder if there was life out there, as many others would have, nor did he ask himself why or how the universe existed, or other bullshit like that. He just wanted to turn them off, all those stars, because they were too bright and really bothered him. For fuck’s sake.
All of a sudden, he heard a booming voice that seemed to come from the dark center of the galaxy.
“You have been chosen,” thundered the voice. “Unto you will the supreme knowledge be bestowed, o Man! Your only task will be to disseminate it.”
Lucio let the newspapers slide to the ground and sat up on the bench.
“Some two thousand years ago, we did the same with a skinny, ascetic, bearded associate of yours,” the thundering voice continued. “But too much time has passed. The moment to upgrade has arrived. Are you ready?”
Lucio looked at the stars, then yawned.
“First, we shall explain to you how the magical whorl of time, space, life, and the universe works. Wisdom is like rain,” said the booming voice. “It falls and makes things grow, but then it evaporates, because only by evaporating can it fall and make things grow once more. And so on…”
The voice continued to speak.
It taught Lucio how to see with his eyes closed, how to listen by touching, how to live and travel without ever moving, breathing with his thoughts, loving with his memories. It taught him how to speak to the spirit that floats within every person and never to their minds, to embrace and enter the souls of women, as well as their bodies. Then it explained to him what was at the end of the universe and what there was before the Big Bang, but also what there was—and what there will always be—at the end of time. Then it made him understand, in great detail and depth, the absolute and relative meaning of his life, and of all the lives in the universe, and of the universe itself. And then it showed him what was right to do and what should absolutely not be done anymore—social media, for example, or talent shows, to name just two. And, from that moment forth, it was permissible to mate in groups, regardless of age or species, and it was no longer forbidden to kill, since life and death were part of the same stew, as it were.
“The old program is obsolete,” thundered the voice at last. “You must delete the previous version and replace it with what you have just received. Do you understand? Are you ready, o Man?”
Lucio nodded, then rose from the bench and wearily walked towards the central walkway of the park, where dawn lingered among the plane trees.
It was up to him to spread the word, for fuck’s sake.
by submission | Jan 25, 2025 | Story |
Author: Michelle Wilson
It wasn’t their fault. My parents were good and kind, with the best intentions; their only “flaws” were an inability to conceive and the wish for a family of their own. When the technology came, and they saw the digital models of how I would appear (an uncanny visual likeness of them both), who could blame them for jumping at the chance?
Their only condition was forgoing the ‘passive’ designer-gene route offered, the elimination of what the latest science considered unsavory human traits; they wanted a child with all the idiosyncrasies and surprises that came with being closer to human. If I couldn’t be an exact replica of them both, alternatively, they wanted the closest thing to real.
Friends warned them. What if it grows up to be a criminal, a serial murderer?
They were adamant. You couldn’t eliminate one possibility without nixing all the rest. Every roll of the dice carried its own beautiful risks. Anyway, criminality was a result of bad parenting; they would provide a loving home.
Born through a surrogate, I arrived healthy and by all appearances a near union of them both. A rambunctious child, I kept them on their toes, delighting them, as I grew, with reflections of their own quirks, talents, and mannerisms. Though at times, my temper tantrums taxed them, my uniquely stubborn streak exasperated, they stood by their decision to embrace all of me—the good and bad. They had no regrets.
Not even when the bullying in grade school began, the name calling and shunning.
“She’s different,” my teachers would say. “Her circumstances are unusual.”
Undeterred, my parents remained focused in their goal to provide a loving home. They doubled their hugs, emphasized my talents, and schooled me themselves, shielding me from harm while giving me an education that far surpassed the public school system.
Yet the more I understood how different I was, the more my tantrums grew. Determined as they were, when therapists suggested that I may, indeed, have a triggered predisposition for deviance, rather than be derailed by disappointment, my parents loved me more.
Others insisted I should be grateful for their endless patience. For my parents remained tolerant, forgiving, and kind, never shouting back, never raising their voices. But the therapists’ diagnosis only deepened my feelings of inadequacy, and my parents’ refusal to fight back fanned my fury. I wanted them to react, to feel my pain. Alone in my suffering, I wanted them to be more like me. But they always insisted on being the opposite: reasonable, stable, and supportive. Their cheerful, loving natures full of hope never diminished. Their kind, patient faces never broke down nor cried.
Most maddening of all, when, in frustration and anger, I threw my human body against theirs, my parents’ perfectly wired bodies, warm and electric, never bled.
by submission | Jan 24, 2025 | Story |
Author: David Barber
Shantytowns sprang up around every Jirt hiveship, infamous marketplaces of greed and filth. This must be the opinion of the Jirt, because without warning they sometimes reduced them to sterile white ash.
Surely no one would risk living in the volcano’s shadow, but time passed and always the humans came creeping back.
This solitary Jirt was a drone, and therefore idle and curious, with wealth to squander, though his glittering isolation field protected him from the grubby attention of human peddlers.
The drone halted, as if studying the word Clinic above a door, though he had no need to puzzle over human script, since that was the function of the translator-bug that clung to his thorax. No one had yet decided what function humans might serve.
Close up, the human medic was soft and pulpy as prejudice claimed. Humans reminded some Jirt of newly-hatched larvae, which must be why they were not swept away, their world cleansed like a diseased hive.
Reluctantly, the drone began to explain. An itch between the maxillary palps, also some soreness and discharge from the proboscis. Of course this was easily remedied by Jirt technologies, but the Queen and Court was bound hear and the drone could not bear to be gossiped about.
Dropping the isolation field left the drone exposed and vulnerable. It was a difficult moment.
While the human busied itself obtaining samples, it gave a tiresome lecture on germs. Humans were obsessed with these invisible entities and the drone buzzed his vestigial wings with impatience. How much simpler to be sterile inside and out!
The white-coated medic shook his head. “Was it a rubbish tip? A cess pit? Or perhaps road kill?”
A million years ago the ancestors of the Jirt had indeed looked for food and mates in such places, but civilisation changes everything.
The medic was extolling the virtues of penicillin, though the drone had stopped listening. Perhaps these incantations encouraged belief in their potions.
Hurrying to open the door for its customer, the human offered uncalled-for advice. The honoured one should be more careful in future, faecal matter was not the sterile food paste that the Jirt were used to.
“You are far from home and perhaps the primitive has awoken ancient instincts.”
Outside was the marketplace, where one might find amusing gifts for the Queen, though the drone headed deeper into the shantytown, abloom with colours and overripe smells, buzzing with raucous noises and disorder, the source of all that was vile, polluted and rank.
Only later, with a thrill of disgust, did the drone realise he had not rebooted his isolation field.
Waiting on the Queen the next day, the drone remarked he had visited the human market and was appalled. The disgusting place needed to be cleansed.
Only afterwards was the drone embarrassed to discover a whiff of corruption he had noticed was coming from himself.
It was the consensus of the Court that tidying up shantytowns was unlikely to impress Her Majesty, so there was consternation when the Queen summoned the drone to mate with Her.
But while the drone should have been concentrating on the mechanics of this honour, instead, he found himself recalling the tantalising odours of filth borne on the foetid air of the human quarter.
Few copulations in this modern age finish with the roused Queen biting off and consuming the drone’s head, and perhaps it was for this reason that the Queen declared it to have been one of the most satisfactory matings for many cycles.
by submission | Jan 23, 2025 | Story |
Author: Mark Renney
Tanner was a loner. Even prior to the System, during his childhood and throughout adolescence, he hadn’t managed to form any long-term relationships. He had kept his head down, listened intently, and worked hard and he had been an above average student and yet none of his teachers had seemed impressed nor even to notice. When the System came a-calling he had known instantly just what he could do for them, what he could become.
He hadn’t ever felt resentful or blamed his choice of occupation for the solitary life he had led. In fact, he believed they were complementary, that he had been more efficient because of it. In the past, whenever an Eraser was around, people had been worried, close mouthed and reluctant to share or shoot the breeze. Tanner was unsure if this was still the case but he suspected it wasn’t. He still had the same effect and, when those who didn’t work for the System realised he was about, in the proximity as it were, their conversations would stutter to a halt.
Tanner’s colleagues, on the other hand, talked almost constantly and they didn’t care if he was around and could hear or if he was excluded. Their lives seemed to consist of an endless cycle of family feuds, of birthday parties or barbecues and excursions.
As Tanner listened to them, to the other Erasers, he was often struck by just how similar their lives were to those of his suspects. The ones he had unearthed and exposed, the lives he had cut and wrenched from their moorings that he, and they, had erased.
Tanner had often been responsible for the erasure of people he had known. This was against the rules. He was all too aware that cases where the person was known to the Eraser should be passed across to another worker and yet Tanner had ignored this time and again. Over the years he had worked hard at convincing himself it didn’t matter, that it was a small rebellion, just a little thing, but of course he had left a trail.
There had been colleagues from his schooldays, boys and girls he had sat alongside in various classrooms. Occasionally one of his teachers had appeared on the list. Tanner recognised their names immediately and had been able to conjure up the particular individual with his mind’s eye. The pictures had always been and remained vivid and detailed whilst Tanner’s recollections of his so-called class ‘mates’ were hazy.
Tanner had often found himself brooding on this, on the fact that he could remember his former educators but had forgotten his contemporaries. He wondered if this meant that he regretted the removal of certain lapsed citizens, more so than others.
Ultimately though it didn’t matter. It wasn’t Tanner’s job to make sense of it, to understand the how and the why. No, it was his job to wipe all of them from the records and from the system.
by submission | Jan 22, 2025 | Story |
Author: Douglas Mulford
It didn’t take long for everything to become boring.
The past was a kaleidoscope of excitement – both joyous and tragic. The future, in contrast, was suffocatingly dull. Problems that once consumed humanity were relics of history. War, hunger, and disease had been eradicated, thanks to monumental advancements in AI and robotics. Everyone had plenty: food, water, shelter, care. More importantly, nobody aged, fell ill, or died.
At first, this was paradise. But as the years stretched into centuries, and the centuries into millennia, the excitement dulled. Every song that could be sung had been, well, sung. Every novel, every film, every painting, every food recipe – all conceived of and consumed. Humanity then turned outward, exploring the universe with unmatched precision. We uncovered every mystery, mapped every galaxy and star and planet, and touched every corner of existence. We found new forms of life – created multi-planetary Empires, and fought intergalactic wars. Our presence was felt in every part of the Universe.
And then, there was nothing left to do.
When gods achieve omnipotence, what remains? Nothing, except the choice to end it all. And so, humanity’s story did not end with a cataclysm, but simply with suicidal boredom. Humans undertook every dream, and nightmare, they could ever conjure up. But this one seemingly insignificant development, this overlook of simple boredom, was what ultimately did them in. Before all of this happened, though, humanity created something special – the Forever Flowers.
They were one of humanity’s final inventions, created in those last restless years. Why give a bouquet destined to wither, when you could have flowers that stayed fresh forever? Advances in senescence allowed scientists to bio-medically engineer living blooms that required no care, never aged, and never died. Their beauty was eternal, their fragrance unfading, as if freshly cut each morning. They were completely immortal, and totally indestructible.
For a brief moment, the Forever Flowers were a triumph. Everyone wanted them, and soon every home displayed their vibrant beauty. But, as with all things, novelty faded. The flowers became mundane, their once-enchanting colors clashing with ever-changing décor trends. Their perfect fragrance grew tiresome. One by one, they were discarded – tossed into yards, abandoned in closets, trashed, and forgotten.
But the flowers didn’t die.
Unbeknownst to their creators, the genetic modifications that granted the Forever Flowers immortality also endowed them with consciousness. They were sentient, though mute. And so began the eternal nightmare for the Forever Flowers. If they had mouths, they would have screamed – but the Flowers’ nightmare remained isolated within their own minds, a personal prison of sorts.
Millions of years passed, and the last humans ended their lives. The flowers remained.
Billions of years later, suns expanded and devoured entire planets. The flowers endured.
And countless years later, when the universe slowed its expansion, and black holes reigned supreme, the flowers persisted.
When the final stars died, and the universe stretched into a dark and cold wasteland, all that remained were the Forever Flowers. Still alive, still conscious.
It wasn’t until what may as well have been an eternity had passed, and the universe crunched back in on itself to a singularity, that the Forever Flowers were finally freed from the prison of immortality.
