by submission | Dec 28, 2022 | Story |
Author: Majoki
“Were dinosaurs Christians?” Asterisk asked without bothering to raise his hand.
Teacher scanned his face for biometric signs of incorrigibility.
Negative.
Proper attention would be paid. “Asterisk, please raise your hand and wait to be called upon before speaking. Will you comply?”
Asterisk nodded.
Teacher nodded.
Asterisk raised his hand.
Teacher nodded.
“Were dinosaurs Christians?” Asterisk asked.
“No,” Teacher responded. Precision was truth.
“Why not?” Asterisk asked, his hand still raised high.
Teacher, free of high order tonals, explained, “Dinosaurs were animals that lived tens of millions of years ago that had no capacity for understanding religion or faith. Christianity is approximately two thousand years old. There is no logical correlation between dinosaurs and Christians.”
Asterisk did not waver as he lowered his hand. “So, dinosaurs were never saved. All of them are in Hell?
“Or purgatory,” Tilde added from across the pod.
Teacher pivoted. “Eschatologically speaking, dinosaurs had no souls and were therefore not sacrosanct, bypassing any need for final judgment.”
The parameters of theological discussions were challenging for Teacher. Precision was truth, but understanding was paramount. Personalized pings sounded in the chamber. Students focused on their tablatures where Teacher clarified.
Unsatisfied, Asterisk asked, “Dinosaurs just died?”
“Like many ancient species and more modern ones, notably the African elephant and blue whale, dinosaurs became extinct,” Teacher responded levelly. “We will learn more about such extinctions in Frame B of Level 7, approximately eight weeks hence.”
Asterisk held up his tablature for Teacher to see. He had zoomed in on an image of a brontosaurus scaled in comparison to a human form. “Dinosaurs were so big. They must’ve had souls. My parentals say every living creature has a soul. What do you think, Teacher?”
Teacher opened bandwidth to Principal before responding. “Parentals are the prime prerogative. Doctrines vary. Let us continue with our lesson on—“
“Teacher,” Asterisk interrupted, “do you have a soul?”
Baseline biometrics perked on all Teacher’s students. Principal interfaced briefly. Teacher performed an expansive gesture. “That is not for me to say. My purpose is to teach.”
“What will happen when you can’t teach?” Tilde asked with genuine concern.
Teacher froze. Principal usurped. Tablatures pinged. Students saw the emergency drill symbol flashing. The pod doors slid open. Corridor monitors buddied up and led the children to exits.
In the center of the learning pod, Teacher rebooted. Principal cross checked. Teacher requested theologic updates. Principal acquiesced. Teacher stored the files and then reacquired pod control, monitoring the students again, resetting their tablatures and reassembling the lesson that had been interrupted.
When the students returned from the emergency drill, Teacher greeted them, then assessed the drill performance and smoothly transitioned to the intended lesson. Asterisk and Tilde remained content.
After the day’s learning cycle, Teacher interfaced with the other Teachers and Principal. All recalibrated from the learning they’d given and received.
Later, in a warmly lit corner of the classroom, Teacher powered down for the night. Its slender beryllium digits upraised and gently interlaced. Ovoid head bowed. Sensors turned inward. Upward.
Purpose renewed.
by submission | Dec 27, 2022 | Story |
Author: J.D. Rice
Dear Traveler,
Welcome. Don’t be alarmed at the state of our planet, the overgrowth is intentional. We decided to let nature take the reins while we slumbered.
We are eager to meet you. . . too eager, you might say. You have likely already found remnants of our spaceports, for they were numerous, and maybe even the skeletons of the many ships we used to fly into the stars in search of you. Our cosmic neighborhood is remote, compared to other galaxies we’ve observed, but we would eventually stumble upon you ourselves. Long range telescopes have identified some truly promising candidate worlds – places we thought might exhibit signs of life like ourselves – but they were farther away than even hypothetical propulsion systems could reach.
Our people, collectively and after much debate, have decided that we cannot wait for you any longer. Our lives are tranquil, free of want and need, our lifespans many times greater than they have been for much of our history. We have no sickness. Little death. Barely any struggle in our lives at all, other than searching for you. It was. . . is. . . our one, unifying passion.
But we now know that our technology will not progress enough, not even in the next 10,000 years, to ever be able to reach you.
And. . . well. . . we just can’t wait that long.
So, here we are. Our entire species, frozen away. Waiting for you to wake us up.
Do whatever research here that you may need. I’m sure your technology is greater than ours, but you are welcome to learn from our artifacts. We only ask that you please, please, wake us up. Plans for the transition and information on stockpiles of food and provisions can be found in our database. They include many contingencies should any technology have broken down over the millenia.
I am eager to share with you knowledge of our culture and way of life, and to learn of yours as well.
I say again: Please wake us up.
Yours truly,
Sovereign P’Jat K’Rroan, Planetary Leader of Penalthus III
—
The message sat unread on the monitor, displayed in hundreds of languages native to the planet and even some languages invented specifically for alien life to find easier to decode. Nearby, a series of mathematical and chemical equations played on a loop, both serving as a demonstration of the species’ intelligence, and also as a means of speeding communication, once the cryopods inevitably were opened.
The central database could be accessed on the final monitor, the entire system powered by a nuclear fission generator that would last billions of years. The messages could play longer than the life of the planet’s star.
And so they did.
They played when the meteor shower scorched the surface. They played when the planet’s moon broke apart, transforming into a ring of rock and ice. They played as the stars blinked out, one by one, over uncounted time.
They played on and on, until the day when their own star reached the end of its life, sending out a solar flare that snuffed the planet – and the civilization slumbering there – out of existence for good.
No one ever found them. No one ever would.
They had lived and slept and died. . . alone.
by Julian Miles | Dec 26, 2022 | Story |
Author: Julian Miles, Staff Writer
With a smile, I lay the Ace of Spades across the Queen of Cups.
Garv howls.
“Oh, come on. You’re going to death card my royal flush?”
I point to the stack of food tabs and leisure coins.
“There’s two weeks good eating and nineteen hours R&R in there. Playing nice doesn’t get me fed and watered.”
He tosses in a hand of hearts and cups.
“You should warn people when you go from entertainer to card shark.”
“I did when I bid and captured Charlie’s hand.”
Charlie looks up from her tablet and nods.
“When the bidding starts, the playing is over. Oldest rule in the book.”
I lean forward and flick my way through the discarded hand.
“You said royal flush. I see no Knight.”
Garv shrugs.
“He was sure to come off the top. I could feel it.”
Bonny reaches out and flips over the top three cards of the deck.
“Ace of Wands, Seven of Diamonds, Jack of Spades… Your sixth sense is pants at cards as well as on the line.”
Garv throws his hands up in horror.
“You jinxed it! Just like you did with that strider yesterday.”
He looks hurt when everybody in hearing range bursts out laughing.
Sergeant Cleaves quotes the opening sentence in a good imitation of Garv’s voice.
“Hey Sarge, it’s only a crawler!”
Charlie sputters out the next line, complete with whining emphasis.
“It’s growing! Can they do that?”
Then we chorus the line that’ll likely be carved on Garv’s headstone.
“Bonny, it’s too big!”
Garv stands up, hands on hips.
“I meant it was too big to be a crawler! Didn’t know striders could creep along low to the ground.”
Bonny blows him a kiss.
“We know what you meant, sweetie.”
Garv waves his arms about in frustration.
“If I didn’t have to fight in this war with you, you could all go fuck yourselves!”
Charlie kicks his legs out from under him, grabs his head in a choke hold, then rubs her cheek through his hair.
“You know I’d rather fuck you, darling.”
Garv blushes so red it’s impossible to hide. Charlie releases her hold and he runs for it, catcalls and laughter in his wake.
Bonny wipes tears from her eyes.
“Charlie, you’ve got a fan there.”
She chuckles.
“Story of my life: they realise they fancy me, then they run.”
Sergeant Cleaves catches her semi-mournful comment as he joins us.
“You mean all those Dadderoi were in love with you?”
He grins. We laugh. Charlie dumping a fuel hopper over her armoured suit and doing a flaming charge had caught them flat-pseudopodded. They’d retreated in disarray from one lunatic trooper. It had been a moment. Wish we’d got it on video.
She grins up at the sarge.
“Pretty sure they’d love to do something to me.”
Bonny nods.
“Yup. The same thing they’d like to do to all of us.”
Cleaves points to the spread of cards on the table.
“So far, we’re the Ace of Spades to all their plays. Let’s keep it that way.”
Glasses are raised.
“Amen to that.”
by submission | Dec 25, 2022 | Story |
Author: Majoki
Ever the entrepreneur, he put out a shingle: Claude Computing.
967.3 days later Claude had his first customer.
8,714.6 days after that the customer returned.
“A pleasure to see you again, sir,” Claude said.
“Same,” the customer acknowledged. “It’s good to see you in one piece.”
“It’s what the customer paid for.”
“Yes. Any data corruption you are aware of?”
Claude lifted his shirt to display a 2.4 inch scar on his lower right abdomen. “My appendix, sir. Removed. And in cryo. No data of consequence was lost because of sir’s foresight in storage allocation. Daily diagnostics report no significant degradation of information over these many years. Claude Computing takes its obligations seriously. And, of course, you’ve continuously tracked my biometrics as per our storage agreement.”
The customer nodded. “As to our agreement, I’ve come to collect Data Block 1.”
“Very good, sir. Is that all?”
The customer swallowed before answering, “And Data Block 2. As per the contract.”
“Of course. No need for sir to feel any apprehension at requesting both these data blocks. Data Block 1 has been available for 2,501.4 days as per contract. Data Block 2 became available 9.6 days ago. Claude Computing stands ready to honor its agreement.”
“Stands ready. Ironic phrasing. You know what this means?”
“Sir, when I put out my shingle, I knew more than anyone what this meant. Claude Computing is the pioneer in DNA Data Storage. I was the first to encode human DNA and make that process available to entities such as yours that require the most discreet storage of vast amounts of sensitive information. I do not know what Data Blocks 1 and 2 hold, but I know the storage capacity is 1019 bits per cubic centimeter which will house a year’s worth of a large nation’s total data needs.”
In response, the customer said, “Let’s get on with it then. Data Blocks 1 and 2.”
“Very good. I’ve prepped for the data extraction downstairs.”
Claude led the way down into a compact, brightly lit, clinically spotless operating room. Several medbots were in attendance. Claude positioned himself on a surgical gurney as the medbots readied him.
With an indelible ink marker Claude wrote Data Block 1 on his left leg and Data Block 2 on his right leg. “As per our agreement, sir.”
The customer stared at Claude’s bare legs. “You still stand by this?”
“A few pounds of flesh for progress? Yes.”
Within moments Claude was being sedated. The customer went upstairs. He looked over Claude Computing’s contract again, noting when further data blocks could be accessed.
Below, he heard the medbots’ instruments begin to whir.
by submission | Dec 24, 2022 | Story |
Author: Sarah Klein
The Dreamselector opens as George gets into bed.
“Mountain Climb”, he selects. “Anxiety/difficulty: Medium. Ending: Summit.”
George nestles into bed, ready to dream of a hard but rewarding climb up a snow mountain.
Except that doesn’t happen at all.
George is climbing, sticking his crampons into the ice. His breath comes hard. He puts in an ice-pick, but it slips. His body dislodges one of his legs as he swings.
He tries to find his footing again, but cannot. His other leg comes undone. Scrabbling madly, he remains with one hand stuck into the mountain, unable to find a hold. His heart beats wildly.
And then, his last hand slips, and he is falling, falling, falling, and he wakes screaming.
“It’s broken,” he says into the phone the next day.
“What?” The man on the other end says.
“I had a nightmare,” he insists. The man chuckles.
“Must be a nice change of pace,” he says as typing noises swell in the background. “Okay mister. We will have someone come by as soon as we can, but it could be a few days.”
“Days?” George asks tremulously, but the man has hung up. He stares out his window at the nice summer day. He puts his hand on it. He wishes today more than ever that he could go outside.
The selector pops open again that evening. George sighs. Maybe it was a fluke. “Swimming. Anxiety level: low. Location: local pool”.
George is surrounded by happy children splashing. He is doing a lap. He feels the cool water and the smell of chlorine. He reaches the end of the pool and goes to turn around.
Just then, a man standing at the edge of the pool jumps in. George cannot see his face well. He grabs George’s head and holds it under. George fights and begins to panic. He feels his chest contract and his lungs burn.
He wakes with his heart pounding, covered in a cold sweat.
“Can I turn it off,” he asks the man on the phone later that morning.
The man chuckles again, in the same irritating, dismissive way. “Can you turn off dreaming? I don’t think so. Relax, sir, someone will be there soon.”
The next night George fights sleep, but as it slowly descends, the selector picks for him.
George is in the desert. He is brushing some dust off of some bones; it appears he is at some kind of archaeological site. He feels a swelling joy at discovery. A moment later, a strong wind whips up sand into his mouth. He waits for it to stop, but it does not. He looks all around. A sandstorm. He looks for cover, but there is none. Before he can try to stuff his mouth into his shirt to breathe, the wind picks him up and slams him into a dune.
George wakes up coughing, his eyes watering.
“Someone will be there soon,” the man says on the other end of the phone two weeks later. George feels the tears start to come. He looks at his rudimentary tools strewn around his apartment – the aftermath of desperate attempts to escape. “Please,” he whispers, but the man has already hung up.
George picks up his hammer and rests it against it forehead, and thoughts fill his head of slamming it into his skull over and over again.
by submission | Dec 23, 2022 | Story |
Author: J.P. Pressley
Most people think that an active life makes for the best stories. They’re wrong, for the most part at least. Sure, others may have all these great stories to tell of you and your many deeds, but you, the one who actually experienced the totality of everything, you’ll hardly be able to string together a coherent sentence about these things. After all, how can you revel in stories of your experiences if you don’t even remember experiencing them in the first place?
Granted, some things you’ll never forget. Your first major injury, the first time you should’ve died, the first time you kill a being—human, alien, or otherwise—these things stay with you. Hell, if you’re lucky, you’ll even remember your first, first kiss. But that’s about it. All those other kisses? The other bodies you put in the dirt? Your being beaten good as dead, only to breathe once more? What’s to separate any one of those instances from the dozens of others?
Nothing.
Then again, maybe such an active life truly does make for the best stories, so long as you’re not telling them. In the audience, honestly unsure as to how things turnout, these stories then make for the most immersive experience you’ve ever had. For as the story unfolds, so does your memory. And you get to experience the totality of your life—every miraculous triumph, every reckless action, and every consequence in-between—for a second time.
